Medical Emergency During Session

yeah and this will be me when they arrive:

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

Is that Swahili language?
Similar to my made up language of "no speakie English or Spanish"
I'll just start rolling my tongue

YEP, Leavin' naked, in your case, would cause traffic accidents! Originally Posted by loveitdou

Azzed up in all my glory

Is that Swahili language?
Similar to my made up language of "no speakie English or Spanish"
I'll just start rolling my tongue Originally Posted by Italia DiBella

I dunno but I can learn that shit if I have too...i just need to shave my teeth to make it official.

And I thought you were speaking Pig Latin.. You know growing up in the ghetto they taught us a ghetto version of pig Latin....for example :

Youdake aredeke sodeke funnike = You are so funny

Hahahaha^^^

This thread actually has me thinking...perhaps I need to change my policy to:

If you have a health condition, I will not take an incall with you.

I'm Mexican (lol...being a stereotyped minority has it's advantages), so perhaps, I can say he ordered a naked/naughty maid service, and things got frisky. I would stay around to make sure he was in good hands. If things went south, I'd fess up to being his online mistress...I guess I could fetch the cleaning supplies while the ambulance is on its way...ahem...

Should I add a "what if" questionaire to my website?

-anonymous call to ambulance?
-should I stay or go before they arrive?
-what is our story?


Hmmm...

I recall a thread YEARS AGO (it seems) on this topic. You might do a search.

If the search terms don't get anything try: "paper in butt crack"! Originally Posted by LexusLover

Yes, this was discussed some time back actually.

This has been discussed but my two sense. I have couple of buddies who are docs and they have attended to situation on sex induced cardiac arrest and or cramps related to activities. One of them could not get it down for hours after the intake of blue pills. His wife could not figure it out why he took it. Thanks to laws.

In one instance the provider brought this guy to the emergency and in others their significant other or the ambulance.

The lessons learned based on the discussion


A. Know your capacity and try to stay within the limits. In the hobby world the goal is to get sometimes as many pops and or try things that is not available in the real world and you may not be used to that intensity since you are paying for it and thus a business bottomline decision.

B. Enhancers have side effects so work on them carefully what suits you. One should not learn that lesson at the emergency and afterwards explains that to the SO. And add that to anti depressants you could not get it off in an hour and you tend to stretch your limit.

Thought I share with you guys.

There was only muffled laughter over beer. Serious shit. Thanks they did not grill me but somehow the topic came over while looking at this beautiful chick at a bar. Well the chick knew one my friend was a doc, since she is a doc too atbthe same hospital. We had to calm down and behave.

Careful guys.

Hahahaha^^^

This thread actually has me thinking...perhaps I need to change my policy to:

If you have a health condition, I will not take an incall with you.

I'm Mexican (lol...being a stereotyped minority has it's advantages), so perhaps, I can say he ordered a naked/naughty maid service, and things got frisky. I would stay around to make sure he was in good hands. If things went south, I'd fess up to being his online mistress...I guess I could fetch the cleaning supplies while the ambulance is on its way...ahem...

Should I add a "what if" questionaire to my website?

-anonymous call to ambulance?
-should I stay or go before they arrive?
-what is our story?


Hmmm... Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Beneficiary info would be handy, too.

I think you as a provider should just finish the job you started. If someone's tinker is going out during sex, just finish fuckin him to death. Not to many can say they CAME and WENT at the same time. Imagine all the fun he'll have telling that story on the other side?? LOL

So if this happens to you then you're just FUCKED.

This old dude died while they were fucking and after dying his dick became engorged with blood in a state called 'penis captivus', where the vagina muscles clamp down on the dick and will not let go. They needed surgery to separate them.

So how do you explain this to the clients you have to stand-up and cancel on? Sorry but my previous clients dick got stuck in my pussy.

I dunno but I can learn that shit if I have too...i just need to shave my teeth to make it official.

And I thought you were speaking Pig Latin.. You know growing up in the ghetto they taught us a ghetto version of pig Latin....for example :

Youdake aredeke sodeke funnike = You are so funny Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

LOL
I grew up in a small one school Texas Countryside Town.
I can teach you some Southern Slang = Ghetto Fabulous

I think you as a provider should just finish the job you started. If someone's tinker is going out during sex, just finish fuckin him to death. Not to many can say they CAME and WENT at the same time. Imagine all the fun he'll have telling that story on the other side?? LOL Originally Posted by jojodancer15

Note To Self: Jojo must sign a waiver before any future shenanigans

This old dude died while they were fucking and after dying his dick became engorged with blood in a state called 'penis captivus', where the vagina muscles clamp down on the dick and will not let go. They needed surgery to separate them.

So how do you explain this to the clients you have to stand-up and cancel on? Sorry but my previous clients dick got stuck in my pussy.

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

pray that you get separated before the post mortem body secretions start

Another reason providers and/or customers end up in the ER is when something is inserted too deep to into an orifice to be retrieved. The rule of thumb is if something is going up your ass, tie a string at the end so you can pull it back. I have seen people carried in with a variety of things stuck in their ass. Avoid soda bottles for they create suction. If a provider had an emergency during a session, I would absolutely help her and get her medical attention. I may try to finish my nut before the paramedics arrived though. 😂

I have couple of buddies who are docs and they have attended to situation on sex induced ...
Originally Posted by Caligula1

I have a close friend who at the time was an emergency room surgeon called to the hospital years ago to remove a bowling pin from a guys ass. Inserted base first. The guys boyfriend came with him and was hysterical. I guess that's a "medical emergency"!

I have a close friend who at the time was an emergency room surgeon called to the hospital years ago to remove a bowling pin from my ass. Inserted base first. My boyfriend came with me and was hysterical. I guess that's a "medical emergency"! Originally Posted by LexusLover

^ FIFY