SWA Attendant Provider?

Hmmmmm....sitting on a packed SWA plane and you're struggling to come up with "secret Eccie code" that'll let you inquire into whether she's also a Provider? I think I'd take the more discrete route and clam up. Originally Posted by txcwby6
I did clam up - read the entire post...

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  • BradP
  • 06-09-2010, 05:48 PM
um, so what provider is this? I've always had a fantasy about a SWA attendant, they are the best.
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As someone who has on two different occasions been called "Lauren" out in public in places I frequent as a civilian. Please, please do not acknowledge us when in civilian life. And I can not leave out the other gentleman who followed me around Kroger one night. NO BUENO! Originally Posted by Lauren Lane

I agree,

I was at the cheesecake factory and a regular of mine runs up to me with my parents and child there and say " HEY KRISTIN REMMEBER ME " How are you?

I nearly died, I nicely said Sir, I think you have me mistaken for someone else and walked off...

Please do not call us out in public, we have famlies and lives of our own! Im pretty sure if men were out with their wives they wouldn't want us chasing them down and saying " HEY REMEMBER WHEN YOU FUCKED ME LAST WEEK "

Its the same exact thing!! Please don't do that!!
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In my opinion it is never cool to try to play games with a provider outside the room. I have rarely recognized someone and I always chose to give no indication.

On one occasion someone I know pretty well was in a little cafe when I entered. I got a big smile from across the room, she almost ran to me and gave me a big hug. It was her choice, not mine, to show recognition. Before anyone says that she should not have done that, yes she should. She knows me well and knows that I have no one who cares, and I neither live nor work in that area. She also insisted on paying my bill. She is a sweetie.

Torito
fun.time.hobbyist's Avatar
As someone who has on two different occasions been called "Lauren" out in public in places I frequent as a civilian. Please, please do not acknowledge us when in civilian life. And I can not leave out the other gentleman who followed me around Kroger one night. NO BUENO! Originally Posted by Lauren Lane
I'm sorry on both occasions. It wasn't intentional at Kroger. I really needed something down each aisle you went. Don't hate me

In all seriousness, leave the ladies alone in public life. You wouldn't want to be approached in public if you had a SO or kids. Same goes for the ladies. Respect their privacy and they will do the same in return.
O.K well I've got a scenario for ya...I was promoting an entertainment event couple of yrs ago, and even though I was the man that was putting up all the $$, I still stay hands on with all affairs associated with the event.

So this particular night I was passing out flyers and dressed approprately for that task. While passing them out to patrons leaving a club for the night. I recoginized a provider from here and BP. Had no intentions at all of acknowledging her status or of me knowing her "code name".

However when I attempted to hand her a flyer to my event, she turns her nose up at me and says "I don't want your fuckin flyer". Then takes the flyer out of her friends hand a throws it to the ground. (blatant disrespect). So I say; hey aren't you P*** from bp? She turns around beet red and puts her index finger to her lips as if to give me the shhhhh sighn. I just gave her the two finger salute to my head and said "have a nice night." I didn't elaborate, didn't push it any further just wanted her to know that disrespecting someone while working is a no-no.

As i'm sure she already knew, but yet had to be reminded.
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Acknowledging someone form the hobby in public is a cardinal sin. But I have a ready made excuse if it happens to me. I can't recognize people worth a shit anyway. So about twice a month, people come up to me and start conversations. About two-thirds of the time, sometimes more quickly than others, I figure out who they are. But often, when they leave, and my GF ask, "Who was that?", I honestly have to say, "Shit, I was going to ask you that question. Beats the shit out of me." Other times she'll say, "I can't believe you don't remember _____________. We saw him three weeks ago at ____________."

No one will be the least bit surprised when I'm clueless as to a person's identity.
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One day I had worked through lunch and at about 3 PM I
went to a restaurant to get a sandwich. After I was seated and
ordered I looked across the room and spotted a provider that
I had been with several times, infact I had been with her just
the prior week. She was with her husband and little boy.
When she spotted me she waved. I returned her wave with
a slight move of my hand and then tried not to glance her way.
When she and her family got up to leave, they came straight
to my table. She introduced me to her husband and showed me
her little boy. Her husband told me that (name withheld) says
that she always has a great time with you. I was speechless and
finally said she a fun lady. I was glad that the restaurant was almost
empty. The next time I saw her and we discussed the meeting
and she told me that my husband always wants to know
about her sessions when she gets home and really get
turned on when she tells him the details. I often wondered if
other ladies discuss their escapades with their SO.
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I'm sorry on both occasions. It wasn't intentional at Kroger. I really needed something down each aisle you went. Don't hate me

In all seriousness, leave the ladies alone in public life. You wouldn't want to be approached in public if you had a SO or kids. Same goes for the ladies. Respect their privacy and they will do the same in return. Originally Posted by fun.time.hobbyist

You gave yourself away when you tried to sneak thru express lanes with 23 items, most of them being condoms and lube
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You gave yourself away when you tried to sneak thru express lanes with 23 items, most of them being condoms and lube Originally Posted by Lauren Lane

Too Funny !!!
pyramider's Avatar
You gave yourself away when you tried to sneak thru express lanes with 23 items, most of them being condoms and lube Originally Posted by Lauren Lane
Probably left wallet in car, too.
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Kudos to the lady who is a Flight Attendant and a Provider! Years ago that was my first choice over beauty school. I would still very much so go that route as I enjoy traveling and if I were flying daily, I could prebook the cities I travel and establish a clientale base there. She is smart!..............Back on Topic....I've been noticed quite a few times out in public probably because I am everywhere and I don't mind if I am approached. I generally look different if I am with my children somewhere private and am sure that someone who has seen me has the sense not to say anything. I've been emailed letting me know where I was spotted so if you do see me out...buy me drink....you never know wwhat may become of it lol
Never happened to me, but if I saw someone I would act normally and not approach them. I am a great actor. I wouldn't mind if they approached me and acted friendly, like we are old friends. Friends are good, and I always walk out of a session feeling like if we were to meet it would be a simple 'hey how you been?' 'good to see you' type of thing. I would always let the lady make the first move in that situation. If they don't show recognition then I've never met them. Simple. Non problematic.