Favorite Hobbying Weather?

A man walks into a whore house, slides up to the desk and says "What do you have today?" The Madam says "Sorry, but all our ladies are currently occupied." He says "Come on, you've got to have something for me".

The Madam hesitates. "Well, Hurricane Gussy is available but you don't want her. She is very different". The man was so intrigued by the name that he said "I'll take her. I've been wanting to try something different."

The Madam says "OK. Go up to room 215 and get undressed the Hurricane will be up in a few minutes..."

So the Man proceeds to room 215 where he gets undressed and into bed and waits. About 10 minutes later a big, and I mean BIG, Amazon of a woman comes into the room. She gets undressed and gets into bed next to the man.

Suddenly she starts blowing in the mans ear and all over his body. He says "What's that for?"

"Them's the winds that come with the hurricane."

Then she starts licking him all over his body.

Again he asks "What's that for?"

"Them's the waves lapping the shore from the Hurricane."

Suddenly she starts slapping him around with her size 54 DDDs and the man asks once again "What are you doing?"

"Them's the coconuts falling off the trees in the hurricane."

Then for no apparent reason she sits up and pisses on him.

"What the hell are you doing?" - screamed the man.

"Them's the warm tropical rains that come with the hurricane."

After hearing this the man jumps up, gets dressed, and starts to leave.

Gussy asks him "Why are you leaving?"

He replies, "Who can fuck in weather like this?"

Thanks, I knew it was Body something.

Considering the sauna that is KC this week, seems like that movie reference is relevant. Still some of the steamiest, great sex scenes around without being overly porn.

Is Kathleen Turner falling on hard times/ old age? Haven't seen her recently.

Ahh, keep that good memory. Saw her not too long ago, wished I hadn't. It killed one of my old fantasies. Originally Posted by vitokc

Thanks, I knew it was Body something.

Considering the sauna that is KC this week, seems like that movie reference is relevant. Still some of the steamiest, great sex scenes around without being overly porn.

Is Kathleen Turner falling on hard times/ old age? Haven't seen her recently. Originally Posted by Judge Smails

She has some kind of severe inflammatory condition that requires her to take a lot of steroids which, in turn, have caused her to plump up like an oompa loompa. Sad. But she's still hot on the inside.