my dick

It certainly makes me feel better. ��

LOL...I hear ya...those ads scare the crap outta me! I keep thinking "Ouch" everytime I see one of those monsters!!

I like em short & fat boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by DallasRain

He must have balls of steel to sit on that thing

Serenity is now at the top for me. Only thing is she will have to fib about my minnie me to make me look good!!! Lol! Originally Posted by redman1

I won't fib about anything and I'll suck it and fuck it like its the best dick I've ever had in me

I did accidently purchase a dildo that I thought was a good size. It claimed to be 6" ribbed. Well it was 6" alright...and about 4" in girth. Thing couldn't fit inside me! I lubed it up but I'm too tight for it. I guess it could've been worse lol

My actual. Size

My actual. Size Originally Posted by nwaarguy

Now that's a wiener I can swallow whole!

My actual. Size Originally Posted by nwaarguy

YUMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

My actual. Size Originally Posted by nwaarguy

Nice try though but we met so I know you're bigger than that 😉 You made this porn star across the hall cum. That's all that matters 💋😘

LOL...I hear ya...those ads scare the crap outta me! I keep thinking "Ouch" everytime I see one of those monsters!!

I like em short & fat boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

if you were talkin about the guy attached to the dick we'd be perfect together

Ahhhhhhh my sweet man...have you not heard me say this before....My motto is I need a chubby hubby for my chunky monkey!

Chubby guys do it better, they appreciate it more

isn't one of those 10in around honking logs like in the ads going down the left side of the page.

there'll be no need for stitches after out visit ladies.
in case you were concerned.



i mean wtf? what dildo brain thought those ads?
gotta pay the bills somehow, i guess. Originally Posted by notequiteatroll

Ctfu😅 those ads on the left side of the page are scary. Having me think, what would I do if ever I were to meet a person so well endowed ...totally petrifying. (RUN)

I once had a lady tell me she wanted 9 inches and wanted it to hurt. I said sure no problem, and gave her 3 inches 3 times then punched her in the nose.