This pussy is looking for a real job!

This is a high maintenance chick. She’s not too bright, but she thinks she is, which is a challenge to manage. Originally Posted by Ron Wilson

Doesn't that describe virtually EVERY attractive girl we all know and almost every provider on the planet?

.... a challenge to manage. Originally Posted by Ron Wilson

= fatal attraction.

I'll take a shot at her.....gimme her number

That arrangement kinda sounds like marriage... of course then she'd have to only fuck you twice a month.

Doesn't that describe virtually EVERY attractive girl we all know and almost every provider on the planet? Originally Posted by CivilBarrister

Oooooo, I should come over and flog your shillelagh until you cry for mercy for that one, but being a barrister, you're already used to degradation and would smile and lie to me about how much it hurt anyway, so no fun there.

Let's see.....she looks good, no skills, not very bright but has an inflated ego, wants someone else to pay her upkeep, loose morals....I see a career in politics awaiting her, at least a congregational aide position.

I'll take a shot at her.....gimme her number
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Vice President Hellraisers Inc. Originally Posted by Mr Clever

Gotta give serious props for the first line of your signature. Epic funny.