The appointment started going down hill when......

When the pimp is hanging out on the balcony .

when her friend hides in the restroom for the intire stay .

- when I got to the door and realized our definitions of "spinner" we're very different.
- when the Kabuki girl opened the door and I realized the pics weren't a joke
- when I blew early with Vanessa Cutie before realizing there was no MSOG
- when Alondra asked if I would cum on her face and I couldn't get another round off
- when I found out too late it was CBJ only
- when Aunt Flo's plane landed in the middle of the session

When I am asked to send a picture of my fat toe because they want to see if it fit up there butthole

When I am asked to see how long can I hold my breath underwater before I pass out

When I am asked where am i from because I have an accent when I speak? and the next question is do you have a green card?

When I am asked to send a picture of my fat toe because they want to see if it fit up there butthole Originally Posted by Azebella_amor

When I am asked to see how long can I hold my breath underwater before I pass out Originally Posted by Azebella_amor

ROFLMAO!

When I am asked to send a picture of my fat toe because they want to see if it fit up there butthole Originally Posted by Azebella_amor

To be fair, it is kinda difficult to make out in your Showcase pics.

......when i started fingering her, .....and pulled out a used condom.

..... when she asked me to pick up preparation H.

I know ya'll have to be making this shit up!!
This is just TFF.

I'm dying!! Lol

....when he took a dump in my incall and used my washcloth to wipe his arse...then left it in my shower.

The shit smell did not bother ya? Just the wash cloth? ^^^^^^^^^

..... when she asked me to pick up preparation H.
Originally Posted by yohimbebrother

She did advertise as tight.........ijs

To be fair, it is kinda difficult to make out in your Showcase pics.
Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Haha I guess you right

When she texts me the wrong room number and fat boy with his chihuahua answers the door.