upscale men?

Admiral Giggle's Avatar
Upscale - Shaved and no stinky balls or ass or dickcheese.
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That's Right
Upscale - Shaved and no stinky balls or ass or dickcheese. Originally Posted by Admiral Giggle
LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar
100% but stay the whole hr you book
Give adequate notice, show up when you say you’re going to, pay her rate without haggling, obviously have great hygiene, leave just as or before the hour is up, make her a regular. That recipe works every time and you go right to the top of her list any time you want to see her. In many cases she will even ask you to hang out a little longer and almost always wants to give you more than one pop. The “upscale” tag just means that she believes you treat her with dignity and follow the unwritten rules of the hobby.

Most of us do this already.
Originally Posted by Say What
ShysterJon's Avatar
The hobby has key words that women use to describe themselves, "Upscale" VIP" Classy" Professional" and a few other ones, Run the other way when you read those. Originally Posted by BLM69
A middle-aged provider describes herself as "mature."
An older provider describes herself as a "courtesan."
A really old provider calls herself as a "barely-alive legend."
upscale:

leave the donation as soon as you walk in. Call her "ma'am" and "thank you please"

Finish in 10 minutes or less and as soon as you finish , leave.

Thank would be me
curious247's Avatar
I take the meaning of upscale as very clean, respectful under the radar, low key type. No haggling back n forth just show up punctual , clean and knowing what you want. I’m so paranoid and particular about hygiene. I shower before and when I show up to give a piece of mind I’m clean and expect the same. I always keep the region down below shaved. I have kept from shaving my ass due to fear of irritation but I like tuma in certain situations so I might need to consider. Not sure on that one. To sum up I like a upscale woman as well
LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar
Dress Professional = upscale gent
don't have to be a suit & tie
just dress like you care how you look ..
dress slacks /jean /dress shorts and nice shirt work's
Admiral Giggle's Avatar
1. An upscale gent will offer the lady a pair of safety glasses before ending with the facial.

2. An upscale gent will shave his sandpaper stubble and trim his nails before a session before DATY.

3. An upscale gent will not eat asparagus, garlic, tuna, coffee or smoke cigars a few hours before a B&G with CIM

4. An upscale gent will discreetly do the sniff test as he's caressing before he attempts to dive below. If there is an offensive odor, he will nicely mention.

5. An upscale gent will not hold your head down to the base of the shaft as he cums, thus preventing choking(unless you're into that) or the mystical white dragon from gushing from your nose.

6. An upscale gent won't take a shit in your incall.

7. An upscale gent wont wipe his ass leaving a dark streak on your shower curtain, washcloth, hand towel, or regular towel, or your hair

8. An upscale gent will tell you if the condom broke and if so will tell you if has had a vasectomy or if he has cooties thus needing to visit the free clinic the next day.

9. An upscale gent wont fart when he's on top in 69 unless you give permission.
Say What's Avatar
@ AG - Don’t shit at her incall. Now THATS funny!
Someone who will pay the lady's donation at the beginning of the session without bitching about it. Someone who can afford to meet these ladies and doesn't have to save up his nickels and dimes to make it work. Someone who is educated, classy, well groomed, clean, and respectful. Someone who has too much to lose to do something silly like rob the lady or run away after the session without paying.

That's an upscale man. Originally Posted by VeryClean
In short probably the type of man who don’t need to pay to,play, but are the (insert classic good looking men from Hollywood) types here ala George Clooney or such m
In short probably the type of man who don’t need to pay to,play, but are the (insert classic good looking men from Hollywood) types here ala George Clooney or such m Originally Posted by Cruisin
Not necessarily. Nothing I wrote has to do with looks. You can be short, bald, fat, and ugly and still be an upscale man. You can be physically unattractive and still be a man that a provider wants to see again & again.

Also, there are good looking men on ECCIE. Guys who you might feel don't need to pay to play. Just look at all the guys who boast on the Requests/ISO section about how tall they are, how they're in good shape, fit etc.

Even attractive men pay to play because they're paying for the lady to leave at the end with no ugly emotions, drama etc.

I'll give a real life example. Back in 2011, I slept with a civilian woman. She's not a provider or escort. I considered it a one night stand and thought she felt the same way. Apparently not because she started posting weird & alarming things after that on Facebook. She would write a post with both her name and my name and some hearts in between our two names. She would refer to me as "her man" in some of her posts. My friends started asking me if she's my new girlfriend. I had to tell them that she's just joking but the reality was, she wasn't joking. She thought that because we had sex, we were now a couple. Fortunately she understood and stopped doing that after I met her and explained to her that I didn't love her. However, this is precisely why guys, even good looking guys, meet providers instead of a civilian gal when they want to satiate their lust.