Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.......

  • Sami
  • 11-22-2011, 07:38 PM
+1

Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
How long do I beat it before it's ready? Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan
  • Sami
  • 11-22-2011, 07:41 PM
You got the butter? I got the bun's

To expand on the above... The word of the day is "LEGS" - spread the word.

My others would be:

I would be more then happy to stuff your "Turkey".

Ooo... whip cream on some "cherry pie".

I would love to "butter" your "biscuit". (yeah, thats nasty but I'm already on vacation until next Monday and that is the kind of mood I'm in. Plus I'm drunk right now. LOL! )

Happy Thanksgiving.

netman Originally Posted by netman
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  • fawn
  • 11-22-2011, 08:39 PM
Thanksgiving day is about being thankful for what we have!

And I am so thankful for my family and friends. Aside from eating turkey and
then passing out on the couch in a food coma, but for being alive and given
a chance to make a difference in this world or in some one's life! Please remember
to pay it forward !!!!!!

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How long do I beat it before it's ready? Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan
Like any good meringue, you beat it until it is stiff!

Has anyone seen my meat probe?
Papacorn's Avatar
Did you bring the sausage for my stuffing?
I like the meat with your tasty gravy on it!
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  • Jaci
  • 11-23-2011, 12:41 AM
You bring your turkey leg and I have all the trimmings!!!!!!

Your a sweetie Fawn,
Jaci
berkleigh's Avatar
Very cute Fawn!

And I love Netmans' drunk posts


" Come stuff my Turkey "
I love it! Thanks Fawn
Charlie Brown's Avatar
Hey, granted it's tasty but where's the nipples on this thing!
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Hey, granted it's tasty but where's the nipples on this thing! Originally Posted by Charlie Brown


Charlie, I gotcha nipples right here, buddy. Lol.


How about, "I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing"
How about..."I'd love a nice tossed salad"!!!!
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How bout: I don't think yall will wont tu eat that turkey after I tell
yu what Billy Bob dun with it out behind thu barn earlier before
he went and wrung its neck. Umm, maybe not.

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BOJULAY:
The hollidays are here, feelin down, kind of blue.
Have a Sorbet, and cheer the fuck up.