My favorite has to be,
"Free back scuttling while woman rubs your nuts with a feather; must stay out of poop hole".
Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston
They confused me on back scuttling, or scuttling in general I think. The Urban Dictionary was some help...
Verb. To be back-scuttled is to be done up the arse. Anal sex.
"Why would you want to look at a picture of some girl being back-scuttled by a cricket stump?"
Okay, cricket-stump made me laugh, but now I'm even more confused. How can one do back scuttling and stay out of ye ole poop hole? We need an archaeologist for this one.