A polite reminder to the guys of things that should be perfectly obvious

And people wonder why I got married...

Rule 7.
Fuck! There goes my fantasy of dropping a deuce in your mouth.

Rule 7.
Fuck! There goes my fantasy of dropping a deuce in your mouth. Originally Posted by Out_of_Bounds

Heh...I didn't say no to watersports however

I just love it when some cheap whore tells me how to act. She REALLY thinks she is something more than a CHEAP WHORE. Where do they get these ideas - their mothers?

Stop trying to be me...you're not very good at it...

Do guys really ask how many people you've seen?

Do guys really ask how many people you've seen? Originally Posted by trey

Maybe they are hoping to be the first customer of the day

Do guys really ask how many people you've seen? Originally Posted by trey

Trey you would be surprised. There are men who do not want to think of a lady as an escort, and will not see a lady if he thinks she is seeing too many people!

That always cracks me up. But they want that illusion to remain in tact.

By the way the fingernail thing really pisses me off. Then a guy wonders why a lady doesn't want FIV. Who wants to be scratched down there! Trim your fucking nails please.

I just love it when some cheap whore tells me how to act. She REALLY thinks she is something more than a CHEAP WHORE. Where do they get these ideas - their mothers? Originally Posted by rp

No...I have no illusions about what I do...just some rules

Do guys really ask how many people you've seen? Originally Posted by trey

They do love, a lot more than you think.. Also ask things like, "How many more are you seeing today" etc..

Trey you would be surprised. There are men who do not want to think of a lady as an escort, and will not see a lady if he thinks she is seeing too many people!

That always cracks me up. But they want that illusion to remain in tact. Originally Posted by Sensia

I know, makes me laugh!

Lol crazy, what do you say to that?

Lol crazy, what do you say to that? Originally Posted by trey

I tell them not to concern themselves with my booking schedule..

I vote this thread should become a "sticky". It is very beneficial, so that newbies and veterans who didn't know any better, now do. Why is this beneficial? So that the fem I may be seeing isn't in a "pissed-off" mood because of some guy who just didn't know any better. Now you do!

Trey you would be surprised. There are men who do not want to think of a lady as an escort, and will not see a lady if he thinks she is seeing too many people!

That always cracks me up. But they want that illusion to remain in tact. Originally Posted by Sensia

That's pretty funny.

Maybe even funnier is the opposite: the olfactory delusion of burning rubber smell upon wandering into a hooker factory. No joy in that, but still funny. Can't get the soundtrack to Rawhide out my head: "Git them dogies rollin'"

By the way the fingernail thing really pisses me off. Then a guy wonders why a lady doesn't want FIV. Who wants to be scratched down there! Trim your fucking nails please. Originally Posted by Sensia

and don't forget to take care of any hangnails, too. the ladies don't like them.