Bang safely with Scroguard! LMAO!!!

I would love to see the shark tank pitch on that abortion.

It would be not only an honor, but an unforgettable experience, Deep! Let me know when you get one and we'll TOFTT and write a review on it (: Originally Posted by Johanna

Okay, now suddenly I can see it's appeal.
As long as a visit with Johanna is involved I can see the line forming.
Shark Tank...

It would be not only an honor, but an unforgettable experience, Deep! Let me know when you get one and we'll TOFTT and write a review on it (: Originally Posted by Johanna

Game on, sexy! Put that experience on your bucket list for me.

Okay, now suddenly I can see it's appeal.
As long as a visit with Johanna is involved I can see the line forming.
Shark Tank... Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Hat, you know where the line starts...

Heeeeeeyyyyyy.... Where are the Minority Mannequins.... Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO

Ha, as excited as you get me when we're in session, I don't know that they have a size that big! Just sayin'...

Lol this line cracks me up. It's from their FAQ on the website.

"What is the weird noise that is made when I use Scroguard™?

This Whoopee cushion-like noise that might occur when wearing this product is due to air pockets between your skin and Scroguard™. Fasten other buttons to see what tightness level is best for you based on your body shape and size."

So not only are you wearing a diaper but you get Whoopie cushion sounds to go with it

^^^^ Fart noises with every thrust.....I'm sold...

Lol this line cracks me up. It's from their FAQ on the website.

"What is the weird noise that is made when I use Scroguard™?

This Whoopee cushion-like noise that might occur when wearing this product is due to air pockets between your skin and Scroguard™. Fasten other buttons to see what tightness level is best for you based on your body shape and size."

So not only are you wearing a diaper but you get Whoopie cushion sounds to go with it Originally Posted by SpiceItUp

^^^^ Fart noises with every thrust.....I'm sold... Originally Posted by Russ38

Y'all got me in tears this morning!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds this shit hysterically funny!

Y'all got me in tears this morning!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds this shit hysterically funny! Originally Posted by 1ThickBlond

This thread its my new favorite. In the last couple months I've laughed so hard at the DG threads, hobbyist selling himself and others. This site is not only a great place to meet some fantastic ladies, its also a great source for humor, (and drama). Eccie has it all!!!

Ha, as excited as you get me when we're in session, I don't know that they have a size that big! Just sayin'... Originally Posted by TheDr

Well, well, well... Now that I'm aware of the fact that I'll be having to Tolerate Fart Noises , you're gonna have to feed me as well afterwards .... Aaaaand I will be reviewing You on the product website ... And like my mama usta say "make it fit"

I'll get one if they have a spongebob pattern printed on them.

I would love to see the shark tank pitch on that abortion. Originally Posted by Slitlikr

It would make an awesome infomercial if Vince the Shamwow/Slap Chop guy pitched it.....

Well, well, well... Now that I'm aware of the fact that I'll be having to Tolerate Fart Noises , you're gonna have to feed me as well afterwards .... Aaaaand I will be reviewing You on the product website ... And like my mama usta say "make it fit" Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO

No worries Ms. XOXO. I ain't wearin' that shyte! But you know I'll feed your ass anytime you get hungry... if you know what I mean.

The closest to that sound was from air in a cover and when the provider was cg it sounded like two balloon animals rubbing against each other. Too funny.

clear shower curtain draped
over his lower region with a hole cutout is better.
Here ya go. I got this.