OH NO SHE DIDN'T

albundy's Avatar
LOL. You love trying to say shit that you think the ladies want to hear. Nobody is buying your bullshit. You honestly think that anyone believes for a second that you would co-parent and coach the little league team of a child that you had with a backpage girl and a leaky rubber? That literally made beer shoot out of my nose. You would simply stop posting as Creed, stomp the shit out of your burner phone, and create another handle. Your sense of honor is precious, though. Originally Posted by broes
HOLY FUCK!!! So much truth in this post!!

Learn from this post. Full of wisdom it is. Thank you.
Randall Creed's Avatar
LOL. You love trying to say shit that you think the ladies want to hear. Nobody is buying your bullshit. You honestly think that anyone believes for a second that you would co-parent and coach the little league team of a child that you had with a backpage girl and a leaky rubber? That literally made beer shoot out of my nose. You would simply stop posting as Creed, stomp the shit out of your burner phone, and create another handle. Your sense of honor is precious, though.

By the way, I dont have an NBA policy. Feel free to put on some lip gloss and suck my dick. Actually, just put on the lip gloss and I will trade you for a pack of smokes and a honey bun. Originally Posted by broes
Dude....you're a fag. Shut up.

Just shut the fuck up. Seriously. Have a HUGE cup of shut the fuck up!

I wouldn't do any of that bullshit you said because I'm not that type of guy. If by some off chance I did get a woman pregnant, I'd do the right thing upon finding out.

I'm not like you...a douchebag.

You don't have reviews because you don't like pussy. You like dick! I guess you are what you eat.

You only exist here to talk out of your ass, you poorly raised piece of shit. You're lucky we don't exist in proximity, or I'd make you get on your fucking knees and fix it, and make you get me a beer afterwards...mother fucker!!

You and Al, the shoe salesman, can go fuck each other.

And that's what's up.
albundy's Avatar
I have nothing against you personally, man. BUT COME ON!!! You expect ANYONE on here to believe you would be like "Yes, this is my baby" to a BP hoe?!? OK, man. Whatever you say. "Where my money at!?!" LOL!!! With a "civilian" girl, absolutely. A BP hooker? HAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, sure. OK. (Irrelevant in my case regardless because I'm snipped, but just saying.)

Thanksgiving dinner:
"Yes, mom this is little ToyotaTundra, my son. Sorry, about my lady's behavior. She's a little d-p- sick right now. She'll be OK for dinner in a little while." HA!!!HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!

Oh fuck, man. Thank you, seriously. I needed that. I really did. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Randall Creed's Avatar
If a woman can prove I got her pregnant, I'd easily do the right thing.

Some of us just have a stronger moral base than others. Don't know what else to say.
broes's Avatar
  • broes
  • 04-05-2016, 02:09 AM
Dude....you're a fag. Shut up.

Just shut the fuck up. Seriously. Just shut the fuck up!

I wouldn't do any of that bullshit you said because I'm not that type of guy. If by some off chance I did get a woman pregnant, I'd do the right thing upon finding out.

I'm not like you...a douchebag.

You don't have reviews because you don't like pussy. You like dick! I guess you are what you eat.

You only exist here to talk out of your ass, you poorly raised piece of shit. You're lucky we don't exist in proximity, or I'd make you get on your fucking knees and fix it, bitch, and make you get me a beer afterwards...mother fucker!!

You and Al, the shoe salesman, can go fuck each other.

And that's what's up. Originally Posted by Randall Creed
You are feisty. Maybe I can get two packs of smokes for you because you actually think that you can put up a fight.
broes's Avatar
  • broes
  • 04-05-2016, 02:12 AM
If a woman can prove I got her pregnant, I'd easily do the right thing.

Some of us just have a stronger moral base than others. Don't know what else to say. Originally Posted by Randall Creed
Best shit yet. Explain how you would tell your high school aged son how you met his mother.
albundy's Avatar
If a woman can prove I got her pregnant, I'd easily do the right thing.

Some of us just have a stronger moral base than others. Don't know what else to say. Originally Posted by Randall Creed
Bangs hookers, preaches "morals".

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Priceless.
albundy's Avatar
Best shit yet. Explain how you would tell your high school aged son how you met his mother. Originally Posted by broes
"It was a dating site called Backpage, son. Sort of like Match.com, only more to the point. It was love at first sight. I loved her skanky bush, she loved my 3 twenties!!! She said I looked clean and one thing led to another and here you are. Truly a magical time, son." HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
broes's Avatar
  • broes
  • 04-05-2016, 03:44 AM
Dude....you're a fag. Shut up.

Just shut the fuck up. Seriously. Have a HUGE cup of shut the fuck up!

I wouldn't do any of that bullshit you said because I'm not that type of guy. If by some off chance I did get a woman pregnant, I'd do the right thing upon finding out.

I'm not like you...a douchebag.

You don't have reviews because you don't like pussy. You like dick! I guess you are what you eat.

You only exist here to talk out of your ass, you poorly raised piece of shit. You're lucky we don't exist in proximity, or I'd make you get on your fucking knees and fix it, and make you get me a beer afterwards...mother fucker!!

You and Al, the shoe salesman, can go fuck each other.

And that's what's up. Originally Posted by Randall Creed
I have to thank you for your ignorant ass engaging me tonight. You encouraged me use the search button you dumb son of a bitch. You piss and moan about NBA policies and out of your 58 reviews your have 5 black chicks. 5. 1,2,3,4,5. Out of 58. You have a bigger NBA policy than any of the chicks on this site that you insistently whine about . You are a sellout and a laughingstock. Fuck meeting Kitty at Starbucks to debate her age. Lets go have coffee.
Randall Creed's Avatar
Bangs hookers, preaches "morals".

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Priceless. Originally Posted by albundy
You think this is immoral? Two consenting adults involved in a mutual agreement of a natural act? Naah. Sorry.

Turning off someone's electricity in the middle of winter? THAT'S immoral.

Morals: concerned with the principles of right and wrong behavior and the goodness or badness of human character.

Right and wrong and legal or illegal, those are RELATIVE terms, ideal to the situation that you're involved in.

Me agreeing to an 'illegal' act with a consenting adult could be the difference in her and her children having food on the table, or having her lights turned off in the middle of winter vs some asshat with 'legal authority' to flip a switch and turning her power off or another asshat with a badge arresting me for the agreement.

You were saying.
Randall Creed's Avatar
Best shit yet. Explain how you would tell your high school aged son how you met his mother. Originally Posted by broes
I'd just give him the short version.

"Oh, we just met at a bar, and hooked up. Accidents happen, and here you are."

At least I'd be around to give him the answer.

Aaaaand you would be where? Oh, that's right. Completely drunk, oblivious to the fact, living the couch potato lifestyle in a one bedroom shithole with dial-up internet and beer cans all over, judging and looking down on some 'welfare whore' that you stayed anonymous from with your burner phone and fake handle.
albundy's Avatar
Wow! I'm loving these posts, man.

VERY easy to type what the providers want to hear and try to make yourself seem like a stand-up guy who'll run to the doctor and get a DNA test and then off to the Courthouse to set up child support payments if you knock up a hooker. MUCH different when you actually have to do those things.


But, I guess we'll never know.
Randall Creed's Avatar
I have to thank you for your ignorant ass engaging me tonight. You encouraged me use the search button you dumb son of a bitch. You piss and moan about NBA policies and out of your 58 reviews your have 5 black chicks. 5. 1,2,3,4,5. Out of 58. You have a bigger NBA policy than any of the chicks on this site that you insistently whine about . You are a sellout and a laughingstock. Fuck meeting Kitty at Starbucks to debate her age. Lets go have coffee. Originally Posted by broes
If it means anything to you, 2 out of the last 3 chicks I've banged were black. There's two more that I'm in hot pursuit of that are black. But they're BP types who don't care for Eccie, so there's no point in reviewing them.

Unlike the growing numbers in here, I'm not NBA, and have no preference other than being hot, or at least doable. I don't see racial limitations and don't hold the color of people's skin against them.
Randall Creed's Avatar
Wow! I'm loving these posts, man.

VERY easy to type what the providers want to hear and try to make yourself seem like a stand-up guy who'll run to the doctor and get a DNA test and then off to the Courthouse to set up child support payments if you knock up a hooker. MUCH different when you actually have to do those things.


But, I guess we'll never know. Originally Posted by albundy
That's why I take precautions against that happening in the first place instead of boasting about being a reckless bb monger. Taking preventive steps is much better than being a dumbass and then getting pissed when the worst case happens.

I'm not trying to say what I think providers want to hear. Hell, they hate me for other shit I say, like saying being a hooker isn't a 'skill' (it isn't) or that I'm a cheap bastard because I actually work for my money and don't want to hand all of it over in an hour for something that I don't get to keep.

Apparently, nothing I say works because I seem to be pissing everybody off all the time.

What can you do.
broes's Avatar
  • broes
  • 04-05-2016, 04:51 AM
I'd just give him the short version.

"Oh, we just met at a bar, and hooked up. Accidents happen, and here you are."

At least I'd be around to give him the answer.

Aaaaand you would be where? Oh, that's right. Completely drunk oblivious to the fact, living in a one bedroom shithole with dial-up internet and beer cans all over, judging and looking down on some 'welfare whore' who stayed anonymous from with your burner phone and fake handle. Originally Posted by Randall Creed
Awesome. You should lie to your kid. Really. Lie. Only chance a child from you has.

I am still laughing about how Mr. anti-NBA is 5/58 on black chicks.