Sr. Elite ECCIE Club. We need one....

Tony and Old Grump.....I DO appreciate your interest in this thread.
(and oh....btw.....thank you for your compliments :-) LOVE IT !

You guys crack me up.....your comments are so entertaining!

Let's make THIS thread the first SR. ECCIE ELITE.......club.

so....drop the drama!

Hugs!
Torre

Tony and Old Grump.....I DO appreciate your interest in this thread.
(and oh....btw.....thank you for your compliments :-) LOVE IT !

You guys crack me up.....your comments are so entertaining!

Let's make THIS thread the first SR. ECCIE ELITE.......club.

so....drop the drama!

Hugs!
Torre Originally Posted by Torre Tames

Thanks for the thread, Torre. We can team up behind you (ooooh what a thought).

I can already tell we have to watch threepeckeredbillygoat. He is a rogue hobbyist infiltrating our stable mature group. But our type is very forgiving. He is welcome as long as he is polite.

ok. Let's start making rules right now.

ECCIE SR. ELITE CLUB

Infractions.....are....?

*over dramatizing
*being disrespectful
*a strict limit to .... acronyms and fonts...
*NONE....absolutely .....no lash back at posts....that really don't deserve it....(it just wastes time and energy.....

what else can we add?

oh.....I know....NO talk about how you got side winded by the "pimp".
Anyone in this CLUB....would know not to even meet with that gal.

yes?

And now our TameTress takes over with S&M and Bondage. I love strong willed women.

Your NPA policy is a good one. I think all eligible members would support that one.

My suggestions....

Lose the terms hooktard, fucktard, and modtard
No more using the term whore
Sessions are called dates
The ladies must respect the guys time as much as we are supposed to respect theirs. (We no call no show at very last minute, we pay. If they ladies do it to us, we are credited for time wasted such as 30 mins free_
Please, for the love of God, no crotch shots where I can see up into you so far I can see your tonsils.

My suggestions....

Lose the terms hooktard, fucktard, and modtard
No more using the term whore
Sessions are called dates
The ladies must respect the guys time as much as we are supposed to respect theirs. (We no call no show at very last minute, we pay. If they ladies do it to us, we are credited for time wasted such as 30 mins free_
Please, for the love of God, no crotch shots where I can see up into you so far I can see your tonsils. Originally Posted by Adabear

Now we're getting there.

No word ending in "tard" should do it.

No calling the females whores, hookers, or prostitutes. Just ladies, providers, and escorts.

Adabear, your photographic preferences must be a common desire of the group. Crotch shots are nasty. I refer back to Torre's black dress for the gold standard.

Make it 49 and older on the hobbiest side and I am in!!

I can already tell we have to watch threepeckeredbillygoat. He is a rogue hobbyist infiltrating our stable mature group. Originally Posted by OldGrump

That is awesome OG. Can I get your permission to use this in my sig line some day if I decide to. And if so can I quote your handle, or if you wish I wont, either way its up to you if you ok it.

And I appreciate you welcoming me, but I probably wouldn't fit in. I see way to many problems that could come up.

...No word ending in "tard" should do it.... Originally Posted by OldGrump

But what happens to the people who just can't cut the mustard in here?

Sorry...I just couldn't resist that...


This club sounds fun. I must admit, I'm sick to death of seeing all the drama that has been occurring in the Dallas forums lately...especially in Coed. I'm all for the rules that have been set forth so far...as long as y'all don't ban humorous posts, that is. Do I get to join? (and yes, I am old enough to get AARP ads in the mail...)

That is awesome OG. Can I get your permission to use this in my sig line some day if I decide to. And if so can I quote you handle, or if you wish I wont, either way its up to you if you ok it.

And I appreciate you welcoming me, but I probably wouldn't fit in. I see way to many problems that could come up. Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat

I figured a sworn loner would appreciate being called a "rogue hobbyist". It seems so fitting. Maybe it would be a good title for a country song? Yee Haa, love that stuff while hitting the road. Heck, throw in a little Bluegrass & I'm sailing.

Oh, you fit in. You pay for sex and share information. Like it or not, you are one of us.

I figured a sworn loner would appreciate being called a "rogue hobbyist". It seems so fitting. Maybe it would be a good title for a country song? Yee Haa, love that stuff while hitting the road. Heck, throw in a little Bluegrass & I'm sailing.

Oh, you fit in. You pay for sex and share information. Like it or not, you are one of us. Originally Posted by OldGrump

Well yes, but I'm not very politically correct. I tend to call a spade a spade and offend some from time to time. Hell Torre just told me earlier she wished I would go straight to hell. Lol. I don't really think she would want me included. And it does kind of seem like her getting it going. I will keep checking in, and maybe some day when I learn to keep my opinions to myself and not be honest with how I feel.

Now about that post, Sir. Do you care if I use it some day?

Well yes, but I'm not very politically correct. I tend to call a spade a spade and offend some from time to time. Hell Torre just told me earlier she wished I would go straight to hell. Lol. I don't really think she would want me included. And it does kind of seem like her getting it going. I will keep checking in, and maybe some day when I learn to keep my opinions to myself and not be honest with how I feel.

Now about that post, Sir. Do you care if I use it some day? Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat

Heck, you can use the post and claim it as your own. I thought you were pulling my leg. Glad you like it.

Don't quit saying what you think. You wouldn't be you and you'd find yourself waking up screaming. I abandoned that idea years ago.

Thank you Sir, I will wear it with pride. You take care OG. We will see you around the boards.

The problem torre is that age and maturity often have little to do with one another. And outside that Amy random arbitrary age chosen will not fix that. Originally Posted by pfmtony

Two of my best clients EVER were 30 and 33 when we first met.

I like where this thread is going. If OG and I day something to one another rest assured it is all in good fun. If its 49 for us guys though I'm out. Since I don't consider myself mature or elite, all is well.

I hate tard terms, love ladies and dates though.