Who's willing to help? ;-)

Well, whoever that person is, they need to contact me as well.

I'm selling some Unicorn slime that will change their life. This stuff is impossible to find and it is from a REAL Unicorn.

I can't tell you how I got it or where I got it from, but it is the real deal.

$10,000.00 for what you see here. Must meet at a local police station or Chase bank branch for my safety. Cash only.

Attachment 641555 Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

Dried chihuahua poop has miraculous sustained sexual performance and pleasure qualities, too. I have an unlimited supply, just $100 a turd!

(However, instructions that will tell you whether to rub it on your horn, ingest it like Spanish Fly, sprinkle it under your bed, fertilize your Maca root with it, or set it ablaze like a potpourri log in your fireplace are an extra $500. )
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

All of that info goes along with the bridge I have for sale at low price. LOL

http://dallas.backpage.com/Therapeut...-only/49738928

She's in Dallas! Too late!

You all fiddled around and lost a chance of a lifetime!

Oh happy days ... a DFW fucktard will bite.

Dried chihuahua poop has miraculous sustained sexual performance and pleasure qualities, too. I have an unlimited supply, just $100 a turd!

(However, instructions that will tell you whether to rub it on your horn, ingest it like Spanish Fly, sprinkle it under your bed, fertilize your Maca root with it, or set it ablaze like a potpourri log in your fireplace are an extra $500. )
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

I am surprised the Chinese are not into it already. They seem to thinck weird stuff will get them hard ... rhino horn, bear gall bladder, shark fin, etc.

I think ya'll are all full of it, I'm going in.