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TheMixedGuy's Avatar
I thought owls are symbolic for wisdom...
This sounds like quite a fantastical scenario. I'm scratching my head, and I've got some questions. How come she doesn't wear nondescript business (casual) attire when accompanying you to functions? As a high priced escort, did she only meet gents BCD? Or did she also meet them in public contexts such as events and dinners?
I thought owls are symbolic for wisdom... Originally Posted by TheMixedGuy
...more "head on a swivel"
I thought owls are symbolic for wisdom... Originally Posted by TheMixedGuy
Typical racial profiling...
Obviously not all owls are wise.



Dorian Gray's Avatar
This sounds like quite a fantastical scenario. I'm scratching my head, and I've got some questions. How come she doesn't wear nondescript business (casual) attire when accompanying you to functions? Originally Posted by Lena Duvall
'Cause she's a hoe

Slitlikr's Avatar
That was good DG!
That was good DG! Originally Posted by Slitlikr
I always liked this one....

I think Dale Gribble said it best

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
I am a professional, upper middle aged man who has been living with a younger retired high price escort. I frequently attend events and dinners which many businessmen, clients and would be clients also attend.

The former escort has been with me for less than a year. She attends many of the functions that I attend. She still dresses provocatively and attracts attention. It also seems that we routinely run into men who had been her clients. In some cases that connection has cost me business and the news of this matter has been a negative gossip point that has hurt me.

I am not sure if this type of thing will go away. Originally Posted by Owlman
Too late. Everyone already knows about it. Don't you see the glee in their eyes when they look at you, their eyes mocking you, because they paid money to fuck your honey in the past and they can't believe what a dumbshit you are for hooking up with a former hooker and bringing her, dressed like a hooker, to your business events?

Everyone's laughing at you behind your back and they won't do business with you because you've proven yourself to have poor judgement.

But, hey, if you're happy ... who gives a fuck.
But, hey, if you're happy ... who gives a fuck. Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
Then there's that^
In the end, if you're happy when you are with her and can deal with the loss of income from your relationship. Then go forth and be happy, money can not buy happiness after all.
What you were meaning to find was a sugar baby (low mileage), not a high end escort (high mileage, even when they say they are low mileage). A high end escort will run into the same circle of people other business men. It was like you dating your friend's ex. Same circle of people.

look on the bright side, now you know who you can do a MFM threesome with.
johnniewalkerblack's Avatar
C'mon people. We gotta look at the big picture here...

We can take this poor man's story and turned into a sitcom, airing on Netflix. I don't think regular TV would touch it.

It could be called one of the following:

The Ho and I
That's My Ho
Ho Is The New Common Law Wife
House of Hoes

But whatever you do, it's your life. Be happy.
low end theory's Avatar
Too late. Everyone already knows about it. Don't you see the glee in their eyes when they look at you, their eyes mocking you, because they paid money to fuck your honey in the past and they can't believe what a dumbshit you are for hooking up with a former hooker and bringing her, dressed like a hooker, to your business events?

Everyone's laughing at you behind your back and they won't do business with you because you've proven yourself to have poor judgement.

But, hey, if you're happy ... who gives a fuck. Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
+1
Trying to turn a whore into a house-wife or girlfriend in your case will have those consequences....either deal with it or find a civi girl....

What's the point of your thread other than to whine...?
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You know, like no joke..........I just recently fucked a supposley "retired whore". I ran into her at a store. She remembered me and went batshit saying how much she missed me while i stood there trying to remember who the fuck she was. She took me to her nice place. I relaxed in the living room while she showers and whores up for me. Then remember who She was and yes, she was young and high priced too.....but I don't remember her asking me to pay this time, it was purely thirst. I gave her money anyway because I didn't want her to think I wanted her to move in with my like the current guy she is hustling......Um......um...oh shit........hahahahaha hey man, so the Astros going to win the World Series his year. I think that Ken Jiles is legit.