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My handle is I'm a Cop. I am a funny man. My comedy is covert. I will get lots of pussy because of my handle. It took a lot of thought to come up with it. If you don't like it then you are a stupid person. I know all of the providers will understand and give me discounts. You are just jealous of my innovative thinking. Please call me. I work for the city. I have a fancy car. I can drive fast and not worry about getting a ticket. Wanna take a ride?

I had a date with Tyla Wynn http://losangeles.backpage.com/Femal...-wynn/50444767 and it was a disaster. Do I write reviews of dates gone horribly wrong and FAR below reasonable expectations?

Originally Posted by A Cop

Wtf you saw a pornstar that has had a quad penetration. Two in the pussy and two in the ass at the same time. Did you plan on arm fucking her?

How is that even possible, logistically speaking? I saw a DP vaginal with one in the ass and it looked difficult to set up.

Has anyone introduced "A Cop" to:

Vicki Vice Squad
or taken him to that one little place called
Ilsa's Internal Affairs?

I'm just wondering.

Just go find
Bj Burns she will grow on you.
She can be found roaming Cal so eventually you will find her.

wtf no review yet

Claudia Clamidia
Yasmin Yeast
Polly. Period.
FingerTest
IHaveAHeadache
Don'tMindMyKids

Open Sores
Itchy Rash
emptywallet...Wait, what?

Open Sores
Itchy Rash
emptywallet...Wait, what? Originally Posted by emptywallet

No screening, that pic, low price point... what were you expecting? For it to go well? I am sorry this happened to you, but it does appear to have been preventable. You can improve your chances of a good time exponentially with a little research and foresight. Make sure she consistently gets good reviews, that she at least throws up a selfie in a decent hotel every once in a while, etc etc. You will probably spend a little more, but you will also have a lot better chance of walking away feeling like it was worth it.

Also, there is no such thing as an LE check once you get there. At that point, you're just fondling a cop before s/he puts you in cuffs and makes the situation even more awkward. The only way to reduce your chances that you don't end up in a room with an officer is to see women who are easily verified professionals.

Good luck!

Manny innext room
Pistol "the whipping" Bitch
CC the rash

Who said anything about a low price point? I donated close to what you request.....

That picture was taken by me in her bathroom after our date and after I came on her face! (COF)

The date went poorly the result of my expectations being let down; quad penetration is I guess too much to live up to. I highly doubt every VP here can please every expectation and avoid a negative review as a result.

As far as everyone else saying I'm in for a long disappointing ride because of my handle here........Nevermind I have P411 now, and have been able to since see another companion with P411 alone and no mention of this handle; she is VP here. Employment screening, DL, and referral from another provider was needed, not ECCIE handle.

Say what you will about my handle.

Thanks for all your "invaluable" comments & suggestions.

No screening, that pic, low price point... what were you expecting? For it to go well? I am sorry this happened to you, but it does appear to have been preventable. You can improve your chances of a good time exponentially with a little research and foresight. Make sure she consistently gets good reviews, that she at least throws up a selfie in a decent hotel every once in a while, etc etc. You will probably spend a little more, but you will also have a lot better chance of walking away feeling like it was worth it.

Also, there is no such thing as an LE check once you get there. At that point, you're just fondling a cop before s/he puts you in cuffs and makes the situation even more awkward. The only way to reduce your chances that you don't end up in a room with an officer is to see women who are easily verified professionals.

Good luck! Originally Posted by Charlotte Breeze

Who said anything about a low price point? I donated close to what you request.....

That picture was taken by me in her bathroom after our date and after I came on her face! (COF)

The date went poorly the result of my expectations being let down; quad penetration is I guess too much to live up to. I highly doubt every VP here can please every expectation and avoid a negative review as a result.

As far as everyone else saying I'm in for a long disappointing ride because of my handle here........Nevermind I have P411 now, and have been able to since see another companion with P411 alone and no mention of this handle; she is VP here. Employment screening, DL, and referral from another provider was needed, not ECCIE handle.

Say what you will about my handle.

Thanks for all your "invaluable" comments & suggestions. Originally Posted by A Cop

So, we get our groove going making fun of you and suddenly shit ain't about being funny!

You better grow a real sense of humor cause shit gets deep if you can't take, better get while you can...

Try another joke f*** @****"

About your meeting with the lady, write a review and tell her where to find it.
Grow a pair!

That's where all the invaluable advice shared pointed too.

Toodles
The Buffman

Thats exactly my point though hun. You saw a porn star requesting less than I do, who didn't screen you at all from a backpage ad, and expected something pretty intense out of it. It was a disappointment waiting to happen.

Had you spoken to her about what you wanted? If we are talking about the same thing, I can't imagine any lady just being up for it any time any day upon instant request. But if she indicated to you that something was bound to happen, then I can understand a little more. Either way, that is a lot. I can understand the build up and disappointment, but I can also understand how it just might not have worked that day.

Either way, I would still walk the next time this situation comes up. Hopefully it won't!

You better grow a real sense of humor Originally Posted by thebuffmantraples

Or what exactly? Are you a bully, cause nobody likes a bully!

Toodles

Organized days in advance, discussed expectations and anticipated donation. I never do "instant dates". Read her reviews on TER and TNABOARD, etc. Delivery was sub par at best. Plus how does a client find out or confirm use of prohibited PT?

I asked my question as I don't want to "bash" a woman if the date could be chalked up to a bad day, but in all likelihood I would never repeat.

Not sure why some of you think it's cool to bash someone vs simply answering or if not your thing, walk away and leave the negativity with someone else.

Thats exactly my point though hun. You saw a porn star requesting less than I do, who didn't screen you at all from a backpage ad, and expected something pretty intense out of it. It was a disappointment waiting to happen.

Had you spoken to her about what you wanted? If we are talking about the same thing, I can't imagine any lady just being up for it any time any day upon instant request. But if she indicated to you that something was bound to happen, then I can understand a little more. Either way, that is a lot. I can understand the build up and disappointment, but I can also understand how it just might not have worked that day.

Either way, I would still walk the next time this situation comes up. Hopefully it won't! Originally Posted by Charlotte Breeze