~BBFS Pledge~

Swallowing is a $100 upcharge...and I could use the money as I want to get butt implants. Originally Posted by Leah Layada

But you can just hold it in your cheeks, make a swallowing sound, and the trick won't know!! ~VOILA~ then spit it out when you go get the wet wipes for the quick~slit~wipearound!

I've heard butt implants restrict ones ability to properly sashay down the runway, but that's just rumor, huh??

Not sure who you have me confused with but I don't use wet wipes or refer to my clients as tricks.

Rumors abound in this sphere and I'm sure there are some related to butt implants but I'm not personally aware of them. I keep to myself these days since people backstab so often.

But you can just hold it in your cheeks, make a swallowing sound, and the trick won't know!! ~VOILA~ then spit it out when you go get the wet wipes for the quick~slit~wipearound!

I've heard butt implants restrict ones ability to properly sashay down the runway, but that's just rumor, huh?? Originally Posted by Toyz

Not sure who you have me confused with but I don't use wet wipes or refer to my clients as tricks.

Rumors abound in this sphere and I'm sure there are some related to butt implants but I'm not personally aware of them. I keep to myself these days since people backstab so often. Originally Posted by Leah Layada

I see your ability to catch sarcasm has waned a bit...not meaning to suggest you would stoop so low as to the wipe-around. Pull the blade outcha back, its not deep.

My ability to catch sarcasm is one thing...but I can't let a comment like the one you made go uncorrected because you and I are not the only audience for these posts. There's no telling if future clients of mine could be reading this and we have no way of knowing THEIR ability to detect your sarcasm.

And as for the knife in my back...it hurt and I didn't deserve it.

I see your ability to catch sarcasm has waned a bit...not meaning to suggest you would stoop so low as to the wipe-around. Pull the blade outcha back, its not deep. Originally Posted by Toyz

My ability to catch sarcasm is one thing...but I can't let a comment like the one you made go uncorrected because you and I are not the only audience for these posts. There's no telling if future clients of mine could be reading this and we have no way of knowing THEIR ability to detect your sarcasm.

And as for the knife in my back...it hurt and I didn't deserve it. Originally Posted by Leah Layada

Accept my sincere apology...(I dont give those out often).

Two days the thread has been alive. Not a single Hoogar or Monger takes the pledge. I'm surprised that with so many against barebacking that more wouldnt have stated their support for a lifetime of no BB'ing...

I'd take it if you got rid of the "if you have ever done it even once you can't speak out against it" part. It's just common sense that people in high risk groups such as those that hobby should use condoms.

Also, most providers(myself included actually) have nothing to gain by inserting themselves into this conversation and putting themselves up for critique. It's not like guys that want to BBFS are going to look at this thread and say "Oh, ok! She posted on this thread that she doesn't want to do it so I'm not going to ask her, bully her or just slip the condom off when in doggy." Most guys that want it will just assume that any provider that talks about it at all is just trying to subtly convey that she actually wants to do it or on the off chance they take the word of a provider and trust she can say what she means clearly they will just mark her as a girl they want to BBFS even more because of the perceived decrease in danger of catching a STD. So it's a losing proposition for girls to say a word in co-ed- as usual.

Two days the thread has been alive. Not a single Hoogar or Monger takes the pledge. I'm surprised that with so many against barebacking that more wouldnt have stated their support for a lifetime of no BB'ing... Originally Posted by Toyz

......Still tryin' to sell my biography to TIME LIFE, but they are not negotiating the rate in good faith. We'll get there eventually. Originally Posted by Toyz

Good and Bad News on that subject.....

I started peddling my story a few months ago after Sl introduced me to his Agent.

What I was told at the time was that they want to do a series of 13 books in the style of their old "Book of the Month Club" series capturing an excerpt from each as a feature once a month as they release them. They would feature 12 different Mongers with a "Bonus Edition" that draws together some of the ladies that have been immortalized.

From what I just heard your willingness to name names and tell the $37.50 Session story has created new interest and bumped the series to a short list with SL's mine and a couple of others.

SL was supposed to get them some cover art on the projected series that could be used for promotional purposes before going on his sabbatical and dropped the ball.

Maybe you know a graphic artist that could spin up something to share with them

But...many HAVE said a word. Hatin their fellow Hos for offering BBFS. I called that bluff...and it remains umchallenged. Dont muddy the water.

I'll redo the pledge with the edit you suggest...then we'll count the signups. I'll see if I can get to that tonight.

"The only way to win is to not play" - WarGames

That's some good shit

Hoogars!!! Bahahahaha

Ah pledge ta only partake in CFS. An' by CFS, Ah means Chicken Fried Steak. Ah thinck thet's a pledge e'erybuddy oughta make.

I pledge to be an unapologetic hedonist whose choices are entirely my own, who cares nothing for rude opinions that have never, and will never define me. When you cease to care of said opinions, you take away the riff raff's ability to cause you to feel insulted. One must keep this ever in mind when gazing into the mirror "not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters". Many are the providers who fear to speak their minds in this place, because they fear that small men will go out of their way to intentionally cause them harm. I do not fear those men, and while I may have fewer friends, I guarentee you that my circle is small, but quality. Those in it are friends, not aquaintences.

This count?