Christmas is coming: Answering the question

I'll clean your pipes, but not your house

I will offer, as a gift, for any of you ladies who would like their house cleaned, my services for the day. . I am very domestic, I know what ' clean ' means, and will do a wonderful job for you. I will do the laundry, change the sheets, sweep, vacuum, and mop, Dishes too. I will do it in the nude, if you so prefer. If you would like to gift me with a BBBJ, I will gladly accept. Happy Ho-Ho to one and all ! Originally Posted by crashkopf

Most women I know would take that deal every day of the week.

I will offer, as a gift, for any of you ladies who would like their house cleaned, my services for the day. . I am very domestic, I know what ' clean ' means, and will do a wonderful job for you. I will do the laundry, change the sheets, sweep, vacuum, and mop, Dishes too. I will do it in the nude, if you so prefer. If you would like to gift me with a BBBJ, I will gladly accept. Happy Ho-Ho to one and all ! Originally Posted by crashkopf

If you will clean all day for a BBBJ...

Come clean my house.
Please skip the "in the nude" part.
I will hire a lady to do the BBBJ.

You win as you get the BBBJ you wanted.
The consultant wins, as she gets paid for the BBBJ.
I win, as I get a clean house for less than the cost of a maid for the day.

Please PM me with which day you prefer!

Crash... I may take you up on that sweetie.

HMMMM.

Will you wear the maid outfit too, if I get one? If not, nude will be just fine.

Amber Rain