Dildo or Dildon't

EWE!!! you guys are killing me with the horror stories.

Okay I get it. Note to self use toys for my private one woman orgasm show. I usually get off on someone watching. I guess I will have to put the good ole fulll length mirror to use. LOL!

Sweets.... I'm not jaded.... I like watchin!.... My suggestion would be to check the guys johnson first and then pull something appropriate out that's a little less intimidating (or ego deflating)..... Just sayin

Sweets.... I'm not jaded.... I like watchin!.... My suggestion would be to check the guys johnson first and then pull something appropriate out that's a little less intimidating (or ego deflating)..... Just sayin Originally Posted by srvfin

Sweetie I always check and see what I am working with before I lay out the play things. YOu would have never seen a King Kong Dong sitting on the nightstand at my place ... just make sure not to go peeing around in the drawers, lol.

just make sure not to go peeing around in the drawers, lol. Originally Posted by beautifulbailey

But, but...the toilet is SO far away & I gotta go NOW....

But, but...the toilet is SO far away & I gotta go NOW.... Originally Posted by Sisyphus

hahaha very funny. Well dont pee or peek in the drawers. lol!!

I love'em but I've only had the experience with one provider and let me tell you ...it was one of the hottest things I've done.

I love love love My Rabbit(the purple and the green one)! And my Dogger too

hahaha very funny. Well dont pee or peek in the drawers. lol!! Originally Posted by beautifulbailey

Make sure I've got something better to do with my time! Problem solved...

True story - Recently, I saw this UTR indy close to Sweetwater Country Club in Sugar Land. She asked if I want to see a dildo show. I agreed. In the middle of the show, I got up and headed toward the shower. She asked where am I going. I told her at first I can ignore the brown stain on the dildo, but now the new red stain is too much for me! Originally Posted by Dad

Ewwwwwwwww. I really didn't need that visual! lol

toe up from the floe up.

ladies keep the toys simple...dont try to make the didlo your biggest threat to the male population of average dicks. we will never feel anything...and i darn sure dont want you to spread eagle and i see this huge coke can size hole......im about dicking not fisting.

bb, if the batteries fade, maybe, just maybe, you're using it too much! LOL

abdclub

Dude.... Once went to a session and walked to the nightstand to lay down the gift and there was this massive, huge dildo standing straight up..... It was impressive.... About 14" tall and I would guess easily about 5-6 inches around.... So I'm thinking to myself if she has been using this to play with all day my old puny thing will be like driving a VW Bug through the Washburn Tunnel.... Told her I wasn't going to be able to do her, or me any good and left.... I could still hear her cussing me in the elevator.... Originally Posted by srvfin

Bro, that wasn't for her... You might have missed out on an eye (and ass) opening experience.

Dude.... you got me all wrong..... I have an outie...

I love toys.... mostly toys used on me. The 14" thing scares me too though.

Leather toys, strap ons, and many others are my favorites....

I love love love My Rabbit(the purple and the green one)! And my Dogger too Originally Posted by caramelqtee mila

Right back atcha baby...right back atcha!