You know a session isn't gonna suck when...

You were 361.3 seconds too late.

When she smells delicious...

when she says, "I just love visiting the Greek isles," and you just can't take your eyes off that junk, no matter how hard you try.

Btw, I told my regular tonite, whom I've seen 3 times in the last 5 days (we're 1/3 provider/hobbyist, 1/3 fuck buddies, n 1/3 madly in love ha ha), that I am pussy-whupped. She corrected me, "Nope, ur booty whupped." Indeed. She does have a point...

Italia you got TW and me with that one, but he beat me to the punch. Bastard..
I knew it was cause of that new clock rule, and maybe some Russians were in on it too. Frickin computers...

I guess I should be more careful about saying I look like Fabio, huh? Damn. It sounded so good though.

Oh ya, underpromise...and over-perform. What the hell was I thinking? Heck, I'm rarely good for even a single pop, and I look like...Gene Simmons. Or maybe Getty Lee. Billy Joel? As smart as a horse, and hung like frickin Einstein. Originally Posted by pxmcc

Hung?
Sounds too big

Who's Getty Lee?

When upon entering she immediately drops to her knees and gives a bbbj

Heh ^

What if he said he had a tongue like GeneSimmons ? Originally Posted by TryWeakly

A clean tongue?
Priority Booking LOL

Hung?
Sounds too big

Who's Getty Lee? Originally Posted by Italia DiBella

He's a funny looking rockstar. Lead singer of a band called Rush.

when he shows up with your fav wine and a cute thank you card

When she loves DFK and it shows.

when she walks in front of you and her booty is tryin her mightiest to pop right outta her booty shorts...

when she walks in front of you and her booty is tryin her mightiest to pop right outta her booty shorts... Originally Posted by pxmcc

If that's a sign that it's going to be a bad session then you must have a little dick & you're scared her ass is going to be to big & your dick ain't going to reach..

I told you to use them 400 secs to read what you're attempting to say because you sound like an idiot!

#nippledicklivesmatter

If that's a sign that it's going to be a bad session then you must have a little dick & you're scared her ass is going to be to big & your dick ain't going to reach..

I told you to use them 400 secs to read what you're attempting to say because you sound like an idiot!

#nippledicklivesmatter Originally Posted by Amiliah Rayne

Oh wow. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed. Guess you had no idea what thread you posted in. Double face palm; when just one won't do. I'm so sorry for ya. Your poor parents...

When she's a knock out and calls you out of the blue and says she wants to fuck your brains out AGAIN! Wants to be your sex slave for a all nighter and drink your Jizz by the bucket.

^^did that happen? if so, can we read the ros in "Your top 5 sessions all-time" thread? i'm assuming it made your top 5...

If that's a sign that it's going to be a bad session then you must have a little dick & you're scared her ass is going to be to big & your dick ain't going to reach..

I told you to use them 400 secs to read what you're attempting to say because you sound like an idiot!

#nippledicklivesmatter Originally Posted by Amiliah Rayne