superman able to gobble up a soy seaweed latte at lightspeed
able to change clothes in a phone booth or nearest closet.
looks like hes been in the closet for decades
gawd damn disgrace
They also believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.ARE YOU A BRAIN SLUG?
But if you ask me, Supes has always been gay. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
They're appealing to a minority audience here. What idiot in marketing thought this was a good idea? Seriously, who is going to want to buy a comic book or see a movie about a gay Super Man? He's an archetype of masculinity turned gay. This definitely wasn't done to appeal to any kind of real audience or to make money. Why the fuck was it done? Just to destroy one of the greatest male archetypes of American culture?He's an archetype of Men. Not masculinity. He's not Super "Gruden"!
FUCKING BRAIN SLUGS!!!!!!! Originally Posted by Strokey_McDingDong
ARE YOU A BRAIN SLUG?Is this super comicbook nerd speak?
By intergalactic law, you must reveal whether you are inhabiting an Earth dweller if asked to do so by a level 5 psychic spirit body (WHICH I AM!). Originally Posted by Strokey_McDingDong
I'm gay. Originally Posted by Strokey_McDingDongIs that a unicorn? Is that a dragon? No. It's . . . it's super FAG!