I don't know about any of you other bitches but...

I need to open a doctors office...furnished by Target. THN, is the...well..nurse amd Angie is the office manager.
Fucking organized!

Tntangie.....how to meet you someday for an "art" lesson!

...the home organization section at Target makes my nipples tingle. Originally Posted by thathottnurse

So lets met at target...damn my nuts are tingling

I would luv to see your tingly nipples Miss Nurse!yumm!!

and I do luv Target!!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

I would love to show them to you.

Ditto Originally Posted by txexetoo

Wine and nipples and boners oh my.

This is how I feel about the container store. Originally Posted by FunInDFW

I can't even walk into the container store. My legs start shaking by the time I get to the cord wrappers. Utter madness I tell you...

lol...and when I go to Hyvee Grocery!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

What's Hyvee?

I have a canvas or some kind of cloth like material, that is woven around a basket that I hold extra toiletries in under my table in my bathroom. (yes, I have a table in my bathroom)

I love target.

I love organizing things.

I have tiny plastic dressers for pencils, markers, pens, and I even have a sharpie box that is labeled "sharpies". I probably have any colored sharpie you could even ever imagine. (even ones that are made special for coloring fabric)

I love that shit. Originally Posted by tntangie

I have a sharpie box too!!!! Hahahahha

Thanks, THN. From now on, everytime I drive by Target, I'm going to be thinking about your rack. How do you propose I explain the smile on my face to my SO? Originally Posted by mwsatx

Tell her the bullseye logo makes you think of archery, which makes you think of speed and accuracy, which then makes you think of a quickie...

Sounds like the toy section at K-Mart when I was a kid.

They had all these brightly colored sort of generic toys
that were all made out of the same kind of plastic.

The smell of that plastic was intoxicating.
(probably toxicating also LOL)

I remember thinking that toy section must be close
to what heaven is like. Originally Posted by bojulay

I had a near death experience once. I saw a faded bullseye in the distance. True story.

I'm all for that admirable commitment to home organization, especially if it makes your nipples hard, but one of my former employees gave me a limp penis (despite her nipples getting hard) while bringing her anal retentive skills to the workplace, lol

Her desk, files and drawers were so damn color coded and tidy that no one could find a freaking thing on the numerous days she called in due to her medication changes.

What makes me hard is my employee putting reports needing to be done in one neat pile on her/his desk rather than in the black hole in their drawers. You don't need to shop at Target or the Container Store for that Originally Posted by Fawlty

That is not organization. That is an office cunt trying to one-up everyone. Fuck her...and don't forget the review.

I need to open a doctors office...furnished by Target. THN, is the...well..nurse amd Angie is the office manager.
Fucking organized!

Tntangie.....how to meet you someday for an "art" lesson! Originally Posted by sparrow1122

You're hired. Send me the company card. I gotcha back.

So lets met at target...damn my nuts are tingling Originally Posted by plove35

In Dallas or Ftw? Lol

Hyvee is a grocery store in the midwest....sorta like a higher priced H.E.B......there produce section is yummmy!!!

Damn,
FuninDFW took my idea... I as gonna invite THN on a date to the container store and then a quick trip through Bed Bath and Beyond...

I was just going up there today to get a new juicer! I will check it out! I could use some organization up in my crib.

I've heard that Lowes has a great parking lot :-)

that was funny as hell.. now I know that I am not the only one!!

Targets one of my favorite places way better than wal mart

Hmm. Target is to women as Home Depot/Lowes is to men.

I have a canvas or some kind of cloth like material, that is woven around a basket that I hold extra toiletries in under my table in my bathroom. (yes, I have a table in my bathroom)

I love target.

I love organizing things.

I have tiny plastic dressers for pencils, markers, pens, and I even have a sharpie box that is labeled "sharpies". I probably have any colored sharpie you could even ever imagine. (even ones that are made special for coloring fabric)

I love that shit. Originally Posted by tntangie

Unfortunately, my wife loves all that stuff, too. I only wish she went to Target and not Northpark Mall! Myself, I'm fine with beer and porn and money in the bank for hookers.

Sounds like a kinky rendezvous ..... Dressing room encounter?

wooohooo my fantasy is to one day do it in a dressing room!

Today I went into an "As seen on tv store"...ooolllaaalllaaaa the possibilities!!!

Hmm. Target is to women as Home Depot/Lowes is to men. Originally Posted by Hercules

Do guys get a chubby when they walk into Lowes?

Do guys get a chubby when they walk into Lowes? Originally Posted by thathottnurse

most do....it is a place that can help you shape your home and make it the way you want it....Lowes /HD is man friendly....and Target has some great kitchen and bath accessories and there is one item. that I will walk into walmart for they have these cheap thin non stick skillets, that are located next to the Lodge cast iron skillets ,that cook really well...they're really cheap and thin .but cook excellently