Escort code of conduct

Vicky -- the thread is great and informative.....
It's just that JJ has a way of taking a page of text and writing a word or attaching a picture that makes me spit whatever is in my mouth onto my computer screen....

He does it to many of my long winded responses as well....
Whenever he does respond to one of my posts... I am at first taken aback... and then honored that he took the time to make my day....

Consider yourself as having been complimented... perhaps to the Nth degree..... Originally Posted by Paulwantsya
So you dont swallow?
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Lol just thought some people needed to be reminded of the "unoffocial" code of conduct. I got quite the chuckle out of some of these lol Originally Posted by Vickiny
Reading this drivel has just made my life shorter, what a complete waste of bandwidth.....here is some more drivel for you putas!

Rules of being a good whore.

1. Stop pretending, you are in fact a whore plain and simple, hooker, prostitute whore, slut, etc. Enough with the verified provider bullshit.

2. Answer your fucking phone and be available when we want to use you.

3. Stop pretending like you give a shit, we don't care about you anymore than you care about us, we are little $'s running around and you are three warm holes.

4. Quit pretending that bareback full sex doesn't happen, yes that's right all you putas, you all do it we know it end of story.

5. If you waste our time or don't provide a service that is equitable or fair then don't expect us to pay you.

6. For god sake make the goddamn bed throw away the used condoms in a trashcan that we can't see in plain sight, wash your pussy, brush your teeth, comb your hair and for God fucking sake stop fucking smoking.

7. Just because you can suck a dick like a Hoover vacuum or fuck like the wind does not mean that you can eat Doritos for breakfast lunch and dinner with donuts for dessert get fat and sloppy and expect us to pay for entrance into your golden pussy, fuck that shit. We want to fuck hot girls not fat sloppy ones.

8. And after all that we are still going to talk shit about you behind your back just like you do, get over it.
I've only seem that clause with back page girls who have no reviews or a personal website. If you see verified providers with reviews, and stop trying to find "the diamond in the rough" on BP, you shouldn't have a problem!! Glad I was able to help! Originally Posted by Vickiny
you really didn't answer my questions. Maybe I'll try the better business bureau.
Vicky -- the thread is great and informative.....
It's just that JJ has a way of taking a page of text and writing a word or attaching a picture that makes me spit whatever is in my mouth onto my computer screen....

He does it to many of my long winded responses as well....
Whenever he does respond to one of my posts... I am at first taken aback... and then honored that he took the time to make my day....

Consider yourself as having been complimented... perhaps to the Nth degree..... Originally Posted by Paulwantsya
I can't help but picture JJ as an older hippie with an insane Afro, a cheech and Chong accent, and a VW van from the 70's. He seems to be popping up on every post, usually with nothing but a funny picture or a simple insulting word. But I couldn't picture the board without him lol.
Reading this drivel has just made my life shorter, what a complete waste of bandwidth.....here is some more drivel for you putas!

Rules of being a good whore.

1. Stop pretending, you are in fact a whore plain and simple, hooker, prostitute whore, slut, etc. Enough with the verified provider bullshit.

2. Answer your fucking phone and be available when we want to use you.

3. Stop pretending like you give a shit, we don't care about you anymore than you care about us, we are little $'s running around and you are three warm holes.

4. Quit pretending that bareback full sex doesn't happen, yes that's right all you putas, you all do it we know it end of story.

5. If you waste our time or don't provide a service that is equitable or fair then don't expect us to pay you.

6. For god sake make the goddamn bed throw away the used condoms in a trashcan that we can't see in plain sight, wash your pussy, brush your teeth, comb your hair and for God fucking sake stop fucking smoking.

7. Just because you can suck a dick like a Hoover vacuum or fuck like the wind does not mean that you can eat Doritos for breakfast lunch and dinner with donuts for dessert get fat and sloppy and expect us to pay for entrance into your golden pussy, fuck that shit. We want to fuck hot girls not fat sloppy ones.

8. And after all that we are still going to talk shit about you behind your back just like you do, get over it. Originally Posted by El Pibe
I don't know where you came from, but I'll buy you a one way ticket back. Like JJ, you provide nothing of substance. But your just an all around asshole.and this board already has enough of them. Puta.
you really didn't answer my questions. Maybe I'll try the better business bureau. Originally Posted by drluv1
They'll give you the same answer I did, stop fucking around with BP girls who don't have reviews.
Reading this drivel has just made my life shorter, what a complete waste of bandwidth.....here is some more drivel for you putas!

Rules of being a good whore.

1. Stop pretending, you are in fact a whore plain and simple, hooker, prostitute whore, slut, etc. Enough with the verified provider bullshit.

2. Answer your fucking phone and be available when we want to use you.

3. Stop pretending like you give a shit, we don't care about you anymore than you care about us, we are little $'s running around and you are three warm holes.

4. Quit pretending that bareback full sex doesn't happen, yes that's right all you putas, you all do it we know it end of story.

5. If you waste our time or don't provide a service that is equitable or fair then don't expect us to pay you.

6. For god sake make the goddamn bed throw away the used condoms in a trashcan that we can't see in plain sight, wash your pussy, brush your teeth, comb your hair and for God fucking sake stop fucking smoking.

7. Just because you can suck a dick like a Hoover vacuum or fuck like the wind does not mean that you can eat Doritos for breakfast lunch and dinner with donuts for dessert get fat and sloppy and expect us to pay for entrance into your golden pussy, fuck that shit. We want to fuck hot girls not fat sloppy ones.

8. And after all that we are still going to talk shit about you behind your back just like you do, get over it. Originally Posted by El Pibe
And another thing, I don't know what "whores" your fucking, but you seem like someone who looks for BP girls that advertise with model pictures for $50 specials. Upgrade your class of girls, and you'll upgrade your class of service.
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And another thing, I don't know what "whores" your fucking, but you seem like someone who looks for BP girls that advertise with model pictures for $50 specials. Upgrade your class of girls, and you'll upgrade your class of service. Originally Posted by Vickiny
Hallucinating? You really believe anything you just wrote? YOU ARE a prostitute, not some mystical sex maiden with special powers.
Hallucinating? You really believe anything you just wrote? YOU ARE a prostitute, not some mystical sex maiden with special powers. Originally Posted by El Pibe

I'm not a prostitute. I am a WOMAN who provides a service, a fucking awesome service at that.
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I'm not a prostitute. I am a WOMAN who provides a service, a fucking awesome service at that. Originally Posted by Vickiny
LOL

You are a fucking whore in every sense of the word!

Inescapable in fact.

I look at all your sloppy body pics, bending over, ass up, face down.....seems like a whore move to me......offering up your holes. The only difference between a BP girl, a street slut, and YOU is where you advertise.

Fucking lunatic puta.
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So you dont swallow? Originally Posted by shreekingghost


Sorry Paulwantsya, you know I love ya to pieces and your a rockstar but I thought the very same thing when I read your reply.
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So you dont swallow? Originally Posted by shreekingghost
Paul is a butt pirate, and it's looking like OSD is his dance partner......ewwwwww, yuck!
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Sorry Paulwantsya, you know I love ya to pieces and your a rockstar but I thought the very same thing when I read your reply. Originally Posted by tinylatina
Paul make you bend him over and use a strap-on on his leather donut? Nasty slut!
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Lol just thought some people needed to be reminded of the "unoffocial" code of conduct. I got quite the chuckle out of some of these lol Originally Posted by Vickiny
Haha! I love it! Yes, some do need to be reminded, I think. But they make themselves quite obviously apparent, I think. You'd think most of that stuff would be common sense. Very informative and yet amusing at the same time. Love the post!
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I'm not a prostitute. I am a WOMAN who provides a service, a fucking awesome service at that. Originally Posted by Vickiny
Harlet, hooker, whore, escort, prostitute, puta, wife, sugar baby, courtesan, concubine, ...all synonyms. Get over it

Btw, all terms of endearment IMO. Stripper, not so much.