7000 / Dirty Pick Up Lines Of A Sexual Nature

Do you know how to blow my whistle ????

Do you know how to blow my sack whistle ???? Originally Posted by fun2come

Fixed that for you!

I'm going to stick it in so deep, the guy who pulls me off of you is going to be King of England!

All I want is peace and quiet , give me a piece and I'll be quiet !

Are your legs tired? Because you've been running around in my mind all day!

Bump...

I'm going to fuck you so hard your sister will feel it!

I just peed SL , you owe me new boxers 3.00 !

Damn SL, that was funny!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well then you know what I'm here after!

The Trojans loved Helen so much they jumped into a horse , I love you so much I wanna jump into a Trojan !

Do you wash you clothes in Windex ? Cuz I can see myself in your pants!

Do you like ice cream, cause I like to melt in your mouth

Okay, I have to agree. I believe that the following may be the MOST EFFECTIVE pickup line out there --
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azY_4kQQboo

I'm not a poker player, but with you I'd go all in!

youd be pretty damn hot ,if your face didnt fuck it all up!