The lingerie house cleaner

SpiceItUp's Avatar
^ this

I'd rather hire a cleaning service and then have a sexy young thing come over in a French maid outfit for some role play fun
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dumbbo, quit liking your own posts, it's SOOOO obvious. You WON'T get a professional service for 3-4 hr for $75-$100, but then the pen at the zoo doesn't get cleaned that often I'm guessing.....you just wallow in it. Originally Posted by nuglet
Actually I do. Several times a month. I do give them a lot of business over the course of a year but even in a fix the most I ever seen to need to pay is between $100 and $140 for really filthy places....

These companies are paying staff a flat $60 to $75 a day cash and they have no problems keeping people working it seems......

It's probably a more serious problem that the govt should worry about than whether or not people on ECCIE are being forced to fuck
Meh I tried it. Me & another hot girl in our yoga pants and sports bras. Had a guy I cared a lot about and wanted to stop providing for him.

We didn't really market it correctly though. I don't think the eccie crowd would be the way to go. Maybe you could just put something in the stripper section, throw up a website stating that you are strictly a sexy cleaner and put it in the cleaning section ads everywhere they advertise.

You could be the hooters of cleaning!!!

I think it's a cool idea and could work given the right audience/market. You'd have to be willing to clean 4 realsies though, unless a lot of guys have that fantasy.

We started getting calls, but around that time my partners/hooger friends and I were getting into other things that now keep us really busy.

Good Luck! Good idea! Hope you do something with it!

We did a ton of research on it and mapped out a pretty good business plan. If ya ever want to chat about it, lmk. I'd be happy to tell you all I know.
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JonnyD that's pretty much what I would do as far as rates go. There are some hobbyist homes I have walked into and my spidey cleaning senses go off rather loudly. I don't want it to be big or anything. 2 or 3 houses a week would make me happy. A small part of me misses the house cleaning work and combined with the fantasy/porn aspect of it, it's something I would probably really enjoy.
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  • Toyz
  • 01-10-2016, 09:18 AM
I'm thinking of it as a double...

Ones busy dusting the curtains with tittles bouncing...the other is sucking on my cawk while I watch "sportscenter".

Then they trade out...

Maybe some doggy on the couch while one is vaccuming the carpet...

Just throwing ideas out there...
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That would be fun toyz
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JonnyD that's pretty much what I would do as far as rates go. There are some hobbyist homes I have walked into and my spidey cleaning senses go off rather loudly. I don't want it to be big or anything. 2 or 3 houses a week would make me happy. A small part of me misses the house cleaning work and combined with the fantasy/porn aspect of it, it's something I would probably really enjoy. Originally Posted by FirePhoenix
Less threADS and calories and some exercise and your business might pick up again......

maybe not though... Age and the life of turning tricks may have already taken too much of a toll.

Other whores should take note of what lies in store as they age out if they don't take care of the merchandise they are selling.
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And that's why folks I have fat, old slobs on ignore I take it nobody ever taught you "if can't say something nice, then shut the hell up".
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And that's why folks I have fat, old slobs on ignore I take it nobody ever taught you "if can't say something nice, then shut the hell up". Originally Posted by FirePhoenix
LMAO!

On ignore?

Suuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeee eeeeeeeeeeee....

Which is why you respond without anyone having had time to quote it so you would see it....
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Sadly this time and last time I finally read what whinny had to say. First time was in hopes that it would acknowledge that I do have the experience. Second time was I had a feeling that it would try and pull what it just did. Very predictable of it. I can always hope for the best out of people but its up to them to be better.
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Fire I did do sexy cleaning. I just found that most guys wanted cleaning and a session for cleaning rate. Of course I didn't have a website and only advertised on Craigslist.
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  • H2O
  • 01-11-2016, 11:48 PM
Maybe the OP is better at cleaning your place than her own?

The one time I saw her at her in-call, it was a fucking dump. Kitchen was a mess, clothes all over the floor and it smelled like cat piss.

A way a girl keeps house is a direct reflection on how she keeps her,.... personal hygiene.
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Maybe FirePhoenixis better at cleaning your place than her own?

The one time I saw FirePhoenix at her in-call, it was a fucking dump. Kitchen was a mess, clothes all over the floor and it smelled like cat piss.

A way a girl keeps house is a direct reflection on how she keeps her,.... personal hygiene. Originally Posted by H2O
Just to clarify... You are telling us that FirePhoenix has a dump for an in-call and it smells like cat-piss?

HERE is a threAD that went horribly wrong for her!
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H20 i believe you are thinking of a different woman. I haven't had cats in over 3 yrs. If im north side then it's my friends place that i use.thx
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Futher more H20 I don't have you anywhere in my records. Again you are thinking of someone else other than me or could you disclose more details about the session. Thx
I have sent a pm to H20 to please elaborate on any details of the session, location, ect. Let's see if he responds.