THE PERFECT WIFE

DallasRain's Avatar
I totally love love love # 1!!!!!! yummmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
13 Here, take this cash and go see that girl from eccie I picked out for you.

That's a revision to 12
netman's Avatar
14. You're not fat... you are just like a big teddy bear.
15. I like your small penis.

netman
Number 11:
Oh, baby... want to REALLY please you..so, I've invited Katie Foxx, Nina Moretti, Carmen St. James, Piper Posh, Fawn, and ..uh...(fuck, hate alzheimer's) Oh, yeah: Delanie Smith, Essence, Bryleigh, Kelly TNT, Winter Stark, Vixen DeVain and, last but not least, TARA!!!
Really want you to have fun!!! "cause I love ya SO MUCH...
azzlover's Avatar
11) I just cant get enough of the movie Patton.
12) I will cut the grass as soon as you I fuck you and make you a sandwich

This is hysterical!
flexywun's Avatar
i think i would take a lady that bats 20% of that list.
DFW5Traveler's Avatar
The cure for the married don'ts is to never say I DO. Stay single my friends.