Incalls

I think there's a newer group of women, both young and old who just don't get the rules of the game. Either they don't get it, or they just don't give a damn.

I can't even tell you how many providers I've gone to see this year that didn't even have towels for me to clean up with. I do most of my hobbying during the day so I like to take showers before and after the session. It got to a point to where I had to start bringing my own towels to make sure I was gonna be able to get clean. I don't know whether I'm just being a square or what, but I thought towels were a tool of the trade.

Dirty incalls is a completely different thing though. That just shows that the provider doesn't care about the atmosphere she sets. If the room is dirty it lends me to think that she might be dirty as well. There was a provider that I used to see on a regular basis that used to keep a pretty clean incall. Something snapped in her and her incall just became a complete hot mess. I refuse to even go back. Originally Posted by IceCreamMan

And I got called out for buying Nioxin for the gents.....

Sounds more like an upscale hotel than an incall. Originally Posted by AshrDashr

It's an incall. Private parking too...

Yes I have read of this particular agency and have talked to the ladies who have left from there because of the bad conditions and hobbyist have complained of the unsanitary conditions in this particular agency.

The latina Agency I go to always has a clean incall with pleny of towels and soap and and scope along with deordorant.

Bed side there are always wet wipes available

They have someone there who cleans and one of the girls helps out also and the ladies sre reprimanded if they do not pickup after themselves.


The OWNER OF THE AGENCY DOESN'T HAVE MULTIPLE HANDLES ON ECCIE EITHER ...JASMIN. Originally Posted by carkido45

cause he's too busy cleaning up the stables

Anything I missed? Anything else that you gents would like to see in the suites?

OK a gentlemen friend told me this summer he went to an incall and it was hot as hell. They only turn the A/C on when they have vistors ( It's a window unit). Yes he said it was a Latina agency. Do you gents ask the ladies to shower first when you know they have been all hot and sweaty. I know most gentlmen are very clean and know incall etiquette. He also said the sheets were not too clean and the towels were few but he out a towel over the sheets, he shared one with a the lady in the shower. He mentioned a mattress on the floor in the messy room with towels everywhere. Has it gotten that bad or is this just the rumor mill? Perhaps trying to be kind to us. He's a nice guy and maybe he was trying to be nice to us. You tell me gents. What am I missing has Houston gone down in this arena. If so we need to step it up..... Originally Posted by jasmin

DAMN! This brings back happy memories of Summertime in the 60's and them hot, broke, little hippie chicks who didn't wear no bras, and nobody had any money and nobody gave a shit, and they all, not just the fat pluguglies whom nobody would fuck but even the gorgeous ones, were bbbjcimnqns, and mutts complained if some gorgeous hippie little chick made us fuck her ass because she was on the rag.....

...which agency did you say this is?

Anything I missed? Anything else that you gents would like to see in the suites? Originally Posted by jasmin

I'd like some porn on TV please....

I don't want to put any agencies name down but you guys that have been to these places would know. I just wanted to know if these rumors were true. Carkiddo confirmed this for me. Another member also told me there were a few agency incalls going downhill fast. Like a PI without any towels and fresh linens. There was even thread concerning the Texas heat and the incall with a Window unit only used when guest arrived. We make enough to afford central air and heat. I'm not saying break the bank and create a palace just be clean.

My pet peeve is guys having to bring their own stuff..That really lit my tampon on fire, you ladies know better! ! NO YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE DO THAT. What's next having to bring you own sheets? One gentlemen bringing his own towels? Really, and you all think this is OK?! We ladies have to compete with the top ladies in Dallas so my not invest in your incall if you can't rent one or share one with a friend? I noticed one gent say he was lured to an incall by a lady that stated " her good incall had plumbing issues or something" and led him to a massage room in a not so nice area.

It's not about how fancy or minimal your incall is. Can't we just all agree to keep them clean? Can we throw away the trash after each session? No on wants to see USED GOODS in the trash can. One is bad enough but so many of them. Ladies some of us are getting LAZY. Can we offer a clean shower? I don't understand the ones that don't have showers! If you have a hotel room say it's a hotel room. There's no shame if you state that upfront . If your traveling just say so or rent a room with someone. Gents please tell me if our incalls are slipping? The Blue Water is not at any location (I hope) , we have "inspection" with a punch list between appointments. I'm happy to share it with the new ladies so you get a good start.

Real Estate agents using someone else's house. What if that was your house your kids slept in. Or the bed you and your hubby slept in. You know there are "traces". I mean for a home owner to find pubes in his bed? RENT A ROOM. One of our patrons told me this. his agent is a provider and he know but does not hobby due to his recent surgery.

I'm not saying they all are just some. I know some ladies with incalls that rival a Mayfair or Chelsea flat! Hell one lady has one ( she is a UTR indy that travels but is based in Houston) that would make Marie Antoinette jealous. Hell even I'm jealous of the crown molding and Tiffany's green painted in her "Tea Room".

My point is this, we have competition and we should keep up. No one hobbyist should be made to feel so unimportant that you can't even unmake a bed for them but lay down a towel over the bedding. That is just wrong.

KN- I actually thought about that but most people voted against it and opted for music of choice and candles, soft lights. They don't want to be distracted or get the lady distracted. It's not completely out. What do you all think. OH and yes they should all have fancy blue water

Jamin,
Can you PM me the contact info of that RE agent provider. I thinck she could help me with one of my all time fantasies...

KN- I actually thought about that but most people voted against it and opted for music of choice and candles, soft lights. They don't want to be distracted or get the lady distracted. It's not completely out. What do you all think. OH and yes they should all have fancy blue water Originally Posted by jasmin

Oh, that's them lovey dubby folks! I'm KinkyNasty! I LOVE me some hardcore porn as I get busy. If you're too sweet for that shit, there is this little thing called on/off button. Just saying...

1. a private ensuite bathroom
2. a tub and shower that are clean not moldy ( garden tubs a plus)
3. Clean shower curtains no mold not old
4. Extra Extra and Extra more fluffy towels. More towels
5. hands towels, more hand towels
6. baby wipes well hidden
7. sweep and mop the place
8. Make the bed new each time after a massage with new sheets
9. Ladies don't be lazy and not "unmake" the bed because your lazy
10. Shower between clients , if you can schedule hem an hour apart do so in order to look your best for everyone
11. Keep liquid soap in the shower and self dispensing hand soap no scents
12. mouthwash -small disposable cups
13. toothbrush kit
14. clean the trash can after
15. keep a variety of mens deodorant
16. a variety of mens hair care products
17. keep unscented shampoo and body wash
18. contact lens solution - just in case
19. keep toilet clean, front and back, inside and out (blue water optional yet highly recommended)
20. dust daily
21. keep scented candle and febreeze on hand
22. if you have a rain shower keep a squeegee to clean glass
23. keep a fully stock bar as well different types of juices and waters
24. Central AC and not a wall unit
25. mood music
26. softly lit room
27. overnight guest receive hotel like slippers

I have been thinking about adding a few men's colognes in the restrooms. What do you guys think? Originally Posted by jasmin

Jasmine you rock! when I grow up I want to be just like you!

Jasmine you rock! when I grow up I want to be just like you! Originally Posted by miss alyssa

You sure about that?

incall to a hotel...with my own stash of smell goods.....and if that doesnt work.....always a trip to walmart and spray on some boo....or axe body spray.

You sure about that? Originally Posted by KinkyNasty

Well why not? She is smart , witty, and classy! From what I observe.