Pregnant ladies, pretty dwarves, twins. And pretty pregnant dwarf twins.
-Jeepster1
Originally Posted by Jeepster1
I forgot squirters! And CIM, especially when the lady opens her mouth wide to display her trophy.
Ah, I'm having a MsFunsize bj fantasy right now! Alas, the shortest provider I've visited was 4'-8".
http://msfunsize.escortbook.com/
-Jeepster1
Originally Posted by Jeepster1
My one pregnant experience wasn't as good as I'd expected it to be. Might have had something to do with the fact that she was about 8 months along, and there was some serious baby movement in there (like, even I could see/feel it during the session, and it got to be seriously disconcerting). If I were in the game right now I'd be avoiding pregnant providers because with my daughter herself due to give birth in about two months, it'd just feel too weird.
I would love to check a dwarf provider off the list if I ever get back in the game again... Ms.FunSize does look like one to book with if she ever got to Memphis (her A/C is Chicago area, so I assume that's where she's based)... I might even have to knock over a bank just to see her if she ever gets this way. Have you been in contact with her and inquired about her possibly touring the Volunteer State? (Maybe I should start a Kickstarter or GoFundMe if she did?)
Ever since learning that "squirting" is really pissing
I'm kinda feeling that is a bit overrated, though yeah, I know it turns a lot of guys on (I'm looking at
you, bbt
).
Twins? I'm not a threesome kind of guy (I hate disappointing one woman at a time, much less two), but there is something about that scenario that might tempt me into it. For that matter, I suppose two non-twin sisters might tempt me under the right circumstances.
Dammit, if those Inconsiderate Munford Bastards hadn't won
my Powerball jackpot...
Cheers,
bcg
