LMAO...the guys are killing me with their funny shit...love it....
KEEP IT COMING.....I LOVE FUNNY PPL
- Anita Lay
- 10-10-2011, 10:04 PM
- skeeter
- 10-10-2011, 10:10 PM
An old friend had a great sig line that was very flirty .. Lol...
"nice shoes ... Wanna fuck" ... Well maybe it is a little abrupt !!!!
"nice shoes ... Wanna fuck" ... Well maybe it is a little abrupt !!!!
- MrGiz
- 10-10-2011, 10:29 PM
- London Rayne
- 10-10-2011, 11:26 PM
- Chica Chaser
- 10-11-2011, 01:29 AM
I send a text that says "If you were to show up butt ass naked on my porch I would so fuck you right now." Then say "Oops, my bad, I meant hey. What's up?.. damn auto correct."Bawhahahaha!! Tanner I have never received a txt like that!
Works like magic once you get the number. Originally Posted by TabooTanner
- Ed Highlight
- 10-11-2011, 05:15 AM
I always say "Please put down the pepper spray, I was only kidding" or "gee, that really burns my eyes!!".......
- pyramider
- 10-11-2011, 06:02 AM
Pepper spray is an aphrodisiac?
- pyramider
- 10-11-2011, 06:05 AM
- Iaintliein
- 10-11-2011, 09:04 AM
Flirting is easy. Just make everything you say a smile.
- Guest120615-3
- 10-11-2011, 09:58 AM
Flirting is saying something naughty and getting away with it. It's confidence and projected aura.
You can say anything with a wink and a smile especially when you're a dirty boy!
You can say anything with a wink and a smile especially when you're a dirty boy!
- Fast Gunn
- 10-11-2011, 10:31 AM
- retone
- 10-11-2011, 02:29 PM
I believe flirting is truly a lost art form. Most people seem to think that flirtatious behavior has to be leading to something more when in fact it can be something as innocent as telling your friend's mother how pretty she looks today or maybe something you say to get the cashier to smile. In either case, there is no further contact or intent but it does brighten their day.
Ladies, think of a smile shared or a cute remark you have traded with the cable installer. Guys, what about the girl who took your money at the carwash? And think about the double standard out there...if I tell a young lady she looks pretty today, I'm flirting. The same thing said to her grandmother is just me being nice.
My ex would get all upset with any type of overly friendly behavior on my part , no matter how random the circumstance. She just couldn't accept the fact that every comment made wasn't my attempt to get into the sack with a stranger.
The world would be a much brighter place if we could all just flirt a bit more.
Ladies, think of a smile shared or a cute remark you have traded with the cable installer. Guys, what about the girl who took your money at the carwash? And think about the double standard out there...if I tell a young lady she looks pretty today, I'm flirting. The same thing said to her grandmother is just me being nice.
My ex would get all upset with any type of overly friendly behavior on my part , no matter how random the circumstance. She just couldn't accept the fact that every comment made wasn't my attempt to get into the sack with a stranger.
The world would be a much brighter place if we could all just flirt a bit more.
- anaximander
- 10-11-2011, 06:46 PM
I don't flirt anymore, nor do I engage
in predatory seduction anymore.
For obvious reasons.
I use my arts to stimulate the provider.
But I remember everything.
Secure her name see her see you
rolling her name off your tongue.
And disappear.
Off to the next club.
Find the honey you name tagged
yesterday/last week. Call her by name.
Watching eyes and her posture
engage in light convo. Listen to
her tonals will be needed later.
Get phone# and split.
Off to next club.
Met up with honey from days earlier.
My voice pitch is controlled and focused.
Practice, experience, experimentation
allowed me to find there are complementary
voice tones. Females are verbal creatures.
A complete grasp of classic english is required.
There is no small talk. Everything reveals something.
What is not said can be as powerful as that which is.
Moving in lightly hold her hand- gauge her pulse
breathing and sync yours with hers.
Always monitor her tenseness if any- adj actions acc
Always be confident and attentive.
This is a hunt.
The prey senses fear and deperation.
Know your prey.
Properly executed it is very possible
to talk a woman out of her panties without
ever mentioning them.
I've taught elements of the technique to my
boys. The oldest thinks its unfair on a certain level.
The daughters think it's evil.
in predatory seduction anymore.
For obvious reasons.
I use my arts to stimulate the provider.
But I remember everything.
Secure her name see her see you
rolling her name off your tongue.
And disappear.
Off to the next club.
Find the honey you name tagged
yesterday/last week. Call her by name.
Watching eyes and her posture
engage in light convo. Listen to
her tonals will be needed later.
Get phone# and split.
Off to next club.
Met up with honey from days earlier.
My voice pitch is controlled and focused.
Practice, experience, experimentation
allowed me to find there are complementary
voice tones. Females are verbal creatures.
A complete grasp of classic english is required.
There is no small talk. Everything reveals something.
What is not said can be as powerful as that which is.
Moving in lightly hold her hand- gauge her pulse
breathing and sync yours with hers.
Always monitor her tenseness if any- adj actions acc
Always be confident and attentive.
This is a hunt.
The prey senses fear and deperation.
Know your prey.
Properly executed it is very possible
to talk a woman out of her panties without
ever mentioning them.
I've taught elements of the technique to my
boys. The oldest thinks its unfair on a certain level.
The daughters think it's evil.
- Still Looking
- 10-11-2011, 08:28 PM
A hunting we will go.... or you could try just being a gentleman and treat a lady with dignity and respect. That works too! That's what I taught my son!