Looking to get pounded...REALLY???

fun2come's Avatar
So, which ads do you guys like better?

Slutty cum dumpster waiting to guzzle or I'll look at it out of pure curiosity

Girl Next Door Available This Week or uhh, not spending time on that Ad

3 hole wonder! Come fill my all my holds or Worth a look

Just kidding! Carry on!! YES, we have a winner LOL Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
Creativity is what I like...
How about... Anyone want to come check my prostate? Yeah, I like that one.
John_Dough's Avatar
Hmmm. Being judgemental of other providers on a provider board trying to make yourself look classy and sought after. Nice.
Heh. When I first started out as a provider, my email address was "daddyslittlewhore." It was the correct choice for the mindset that I was at the time -- I was 22, into degradation play, annoyed with other anonymous online sex sites, and thought to myself "if I'm going to be treated like a whore, I might as well be one."

Turns out, most of the boys here are super vanilla and more into the GFE than the slutty girl who likes her holes used. I was told a few weeks in that my email was misleading to what I offered and who I appeared to be once the door opened, so I changed it up.

Not gonna lie, some days I wake-up and wish I was 18 again and OK with being banged by strangers. I was born in a conservative town in the buckle of the bible belt, so it took me a few extra years to tap into my sexual creativity. But my tits were super awesome back then. It's a shame that I was ashamed by them.
Still Looking's Avatar
Damn it I had to read this twice. So do you need me to come over and SLAMDANGOŽ you or not. I'm still not sure?
Slamdango? That leads me to believe this dance is not perpendicular.
So where do you get the registered trademark symbol, it's no where on my keyboards?
fun2come's Avatar
Try the Copy/Paste trick = SLAMDANGOŽ
not to be confused with the Cut/Paste trick = SLAMDINGOŽ
Not my thing as I'm not really into rough sex, but she has the right idea imo. If I want an uptight, bitchy girl who plays hard to get... well, I can get that all day every day in the civvie world. I am NOT looking for a "good girl" in the hobby. I am not really into 18 year olds myself, but I do find myself clicking on her ads simply because she knows how to project a great attitude.
Seems pretty simple to me - your ad should indicate what sort of clientele you're looking for, and what sort of experience they should expect from you. If you want clients who enjoy pounding 18 year olds Greek style, then that's what your ad should say. If you prefer a gentleman who appreciates a slow, sensual encounter, your ad should state that instead.
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Seems pretty simple to me - your ad should indicate what sort of clientele you're looking for, and what sort of experience they should expect from you. If you want clients who enjoy pounding 18 year olds Greek style, then that's what your ad should say. If you prefer a gentleman who appreciates a slow, sensual encounter, your ad should state that instead. Originally Posted by realnot
Just send over the money via messenger. Write what ever you like in the review!
Luvdatpuddy's Avatar
I'll confess to being one of those that gave the ad a view, but I'll take a moment to expand on my rationale. It seems (at least to me, but this is a gross generalization) that the youngun's typically have a much more restrictive menu, so when I see one advertising like that, I feel inclined to look.

And while it did get a page view from me, I did not end up booking. I tend to admire more clever posts - they showcase personality, and give me a better idea of "would I have a good time with this gal or not?"
Fletchlives's Avatar
This threAD definitely seems to be working at getting you noticed. Methinks Kinzee just wants to get pounded!

I tend to look at every ad that is placed. No stone unturned. That being said I tend to be rather selective in whom I schedule. While I am not opposed to the 18 year olds I have not gone there. The more mature ladies tend to get my attention.

Writing a good headline has been a practice for as long as...well as long as people have been writing/advertising. While it may not be your style it is without a doubt working. People are looking an talking about it. No such thing as bad publicity.
kinzee's Avatar
This threAD definitely seems to be working at getting you noticed. Methinks Kinzee just wants to get pounded!

I tend to look at every ad that is placed. No stone unturned. That being said I tend to be rather selective in whom I schedule. While I am not opposed to the 18 year olds I have not gone there. The more mature ladies tend to get my attention.

Writing a good headline has been a practice for as long as...well as long as people have been writing/advertising. While it may not be your style it is without a doubt working. People are looking an talking about it. No such thing as bad publicity. Originally Posted by Fletchlives
WOOHOO!!! Fletch, you figured me out!

I just wish these younger ladies had more respect for themselves. They would be surprised at what good things come from a little bit of self worth. I wasn't putting anyone down for the way they write there ad and I apologize if I came off that way.

I honestly wanted to know why that kind of ad gets double or triple the views. From a mans point of view.


And yes, I do like a good pounding!
cckid2006's Avatar
I just wish these younger ladies had more respect for themselves. They would be surprised at what good things come from a little bit of self worth. Originally Posted by kinzee
I find it a real turn-off when a "ladies" have a self-deprecating ads or allow guys to take Hustler type pictures to post in their ads. I would never see those women.


I prefer classy women.
If they don't have self worth, don't think putting them down is going to lift them up. Just my 2 cents. Keep it classy fuckers!!