HELP WANTED: A New ATF

She needs to be blond, 19 years old, big tits, nice ass, under the rule of 100, no tats, have the prowess of a 40 year old in bed, love sex, be truly orgasmic, groomed liked she was born into high society, think like man, but be low maintenance. Originally Posted by cpi3000

See, cpi, I'm not nearly as picky as you.

Her tits don't have to be that big.

I nominate myself!!!

She needs to be blond, 19 years old, big tits, nice ass, under the rule of 100, no tats, have the prowess of a 40 year old in bed, love sex, be truly orgasmic, groomed liked she was born into high society, think like man, but be low maintenance. Originally Posted by cpi3000

That sounds like the one for me !

Of course, that's hard to do if YOU'RE STILL ASLEEP AT 3PM after an all-night bender. Originally Posted by TinMan

Are you kidding me??????

Everyone knows that when us providers go on all-night benders(usually 5-6 times a week-I mean really, what fucking ELSE do we have to do with our lives???) we never get up before 5 or 6pm.

Don't be so unrealistic! SW