Butthole licking is gross

TheEccie214's Avatar
If you like your butthole licked, find a butthole licker but don't try to force your butthole on a non butthole licker. Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick
That is a serious contender for line of the year. True but laughed so hard. Never seen you but always love your posts. Tried Greek twice and given and received DATO, just not my thing.

Yeah....I'm not about to lick anyone's butthole. Especially when it smells like a hamburger with pickles and onions on it.

Ugh..... Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick
What kind of issues does someone have that it smells like hamburger with pickles??? Guess that's better than the normal smell I'd expect.
MaxiMilyen's Avatar
That is a serious contender for line of the year. True but laughed so hard. Never seen you but always love your posts. Tried Greek twice and given and received DATO, just not my thing.



What kind of issues does someone have that it smells like hamburger with pickles??? Guess that's better than the normal smell I'd expect. Originally Posted by TheEccie214

It's one thing for the lady to try to lighten up the situation. It's a whole other, when gents might be construed as insensitive. But maybe an E for effort, if that's truly your way of showing a little compassion for the lady and what she experienced as a disgusting act trying to be forced on her.
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  • BLM69
  • 08-06-2015, 09:33 AM
Yeah....I'm not about to lick anyone's butthole. Especially when it smells like a hamburger with pickles and onions on it.

Ugh..... Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick
What about Chinese take out or Mexican? You're too funny lol

I remember dating a milf when I was in my 20s and she tried to dato me, I was like wtf? I don't do that h@m@ shit lol. It was a shocker for me.
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What about Chinese take out or Mexican? You're too funny lol

I remember dating a milf when I was in my 20s and she tried to dato me, I was like wtf? I don't do that h@m@ shit lol. It was a shocker for me. Originally Posted by biglatinmale
Gotta love, yet another, compassionate male.
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What about Chinese take out or Mexican? You're too funny lol

I remember dating a milf when I was in my 20s and she tried to dato me, I was like wtf? I don't do that h@m@ shit lol. It was a shocker for me. Originally Posted by biglatinmale
I dated a chick in Seattle and she began to dato me, and I wasn't expecting it and wasn't prepared for it...needless to say, she got a little more than she bargained for ! That being said, I understand your post Kaylee !!
Kayleehotchick's Avatar
Yeah...DATO is a bit shocking when you're not ready for it but ewwwwwww someone's bumhole in your face when you least expect it is down right gag gag gaaaag gross. Not to mention somewhat traumatizing.
MaxiMilyen's Avatar
Lol....you guys are talking about unexpected receiving. This guy shoved his bacterially infested excrement hole, in her face. What part of these acts is equal, a woman gives you DATO, a guy tries to force her to give it to him? Not even in the same ballfield. Although we are all sorry for your surprise violation. It's never good to get something you don't want or find uncomfortable or even fail to give consent to. I understand that part, even if it's not the same.
  • JB91
  • 08-06-2015, 09:55 AM
I love onions. And pickles.

However after reading this I will never look at a hamburger in the same way.
Kayleehotchick's Avatar
You are totally correct Max....

I hated every second of it (which I refused to do it btw) and it was a awful feeling.

If you CLEARLY see a woman is not wanting to do it, why keep pushing the issue? Better yet, why try to force it in the first place?

Yes, I did use a lot of puns in my post, only to keep the drama factor down but also to get a very point a crossed.

Forcing a woman is NEVER okay.
Kayleehotchick's Avatar
I love onions. And pickles.

However after reading this I will never look at a hamburger in the same way. Originally Posted by jnb951
Me either.....

Been following you for awhile and this thread has made me even more interested in seeing you!!! Sorry for the bad experience, but what a great way with words you have. And when I do meet you, if my tongue strays a bit, please forgive in advance
Kayleehotchick's Avatar
Been following you for awhile and this thread has made me even more interested in seeing you!!! Sorry for the bad experience, but what a great way with words you have. And when I do meet you, if my tongue strays a bit, please forgive in advance Originally Posted by latrep

Meow
LovingKayla's Avatar
You got a hamburger one?!?!?!?! well hell, I got a liver one once. Trade ya.
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  • BLM69
  • 08-06-2015, 10:21 AM
Yeah...DATO is a bit shocking when you're not ready for it but ewwwwwww someone's bumhole in your face when you least expect it is down right gag gag gaaaag gross. Not to mention somewhat traumatizing. Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick
Thanks for sharing your hobby experience even though it's not good, you always seem to crack me up.

Who's having burgers for lunch?
Kayleehotchick's Avatar
I will never eat liver but up until yesterday, I loved hamburgers with pickles and onions.

Now, not so much,