Smelly snatch providers!?!?

Thats funny.


I shower within the hour you're supposed to arrive but...

On a civi note, if I have not showered for many hours I'll use toilet paper in a gas station bathroom to freshen up if I have to! haha. I have wipes in my purse and car, I always have for all kinds of things, and one of those things is sex. Freshness is long gone one to two hours after that shower... A wipe aint' a fresh wash but its better than stank swamp bits. Originally Posted by ElleW

Yea i carry baby wipes everywhere w me too.. I agree w u in 2 hr after shower part and a wipe is better then nada..

Those types of reviews are always kind of a head scratcher to me.
Generally people can smell themselves before anyone else does,
Which kind of makes me think if they've somehow gone nose blind to their own stink they have a long history of regular bad hygiene which is pretty unsettling.

Oh my God I couldn't agree more. I've had several people that I've met that I've had to convince to get into the shower first, or while they were laying on the table just grab wipees and clean them up. I know some people have mental health issues, have had traumatic brain injuries, lost their sense of smell, but I don't understand how somebody doesn't know they have dick cheese or smelly snatches. I recently went out and bought all these feminine hygiene sprays and white bees and stuff from Summer's Eve it's like pussy perfume that's edible. I'm going to have the sweetest tasting and best smelling pussy in the Hudson Valley area.

I'm going to have the sweetest tasting and best smelling pussy in the Hudson Valley area. Originally Posted by Kiraxxx

I' m willing to be the judge of that!

I can see it now..... a line has already formed.....I am getting in that line too.....

I find Kira's woman bits to be as clean and fresh as a spring afternoon shower

I recently went out and bought all these feminine hygiene sprays and white bees and stuff from Summer's Eve it's like pussy perfume that's edible. Originally Posted by Kiraxxx

Be careful with some of that stuff as it will irritate the bits and throw the balance off... I find much of the bits products to be not so nice to the bits.

I used some SE wipes and they made my shit catch fire! LOL. It was bad... The wash made me smell weird.



Anyone wants to taste good, eat healthy. healthy foods make you taste good.

Elle, you do have a VERY healthy diet! hehe

@ elle
I couldn't agree more. And that's exactly what I'm using the Summer's Eve wipes and the yep come on feminine hygiene spray / pussy perfume...

@Ddnutz ,soldier boy,justin
You gents know I'll take all three of you on... Grrrrrrr

I'm game!

Be careful with some of that stuff as it will irritate the bits and throw the balance off... I find much of the bits products to be not so nice to the bits.

I used some SE wipes and they made my shit catch fire! LOL. It was bad... The wash made me smell weird.

Anyone wants to taste good, eat healthy. healthy foods make you taste good. Originally Posted by ElleW

Diet is def a factor in how you smell and taste (ladies and gents) ... I steer clear of SE too.
I like this brand https://thehoneypot.co/ (wash and wipes) and Sliquid has an unscented wash (i'll still put a drop or 2 of tea tree oil in it sometimes) I like as well or this wash from Lemisol (lot of Caribbean/Latina ladies know of this brand lol).
Besides wipes from Honeypot I will sometimes use those Natural Care baby wipes from Huggies.

@ elle
I couldn't agree more. And that's exactly what I'm using the Summer's Eve wipes and the yep come on feminine hygiene spray / pussy perfume...

@Ddnutz ,soldier boy,justin
You gents know I'll take all three of you on... Grrrrrrr Originally Posted by Kiraxxx

Ddnutz ,soldier boy,justin
You gents know I'll take all three of you on... Grrrrrrr


OK Kira.....when and where?

@ Solider Boy, DD nuts, justin her pants

U know where i am.. Im avail everyday but Tuesdays and Wednesday now.. Lmk.. Grrr



@elle
I use huggies too.. Have them all over my place.. Bathroom ,play room,my room. Lol.. I like the sensitive ,shea butter..

I dislike tea tree oil smell so much, was traumatize from dating someone that used excessively. My whole house smells like tea tree oil is gross.
You must be super sensitive. This Summer's Eve works great for me. Though I don't use it daily period only before I have a session. I use baby wipes daily though.

And I absolutely agree about diet. Gentleman that take medication tastes different, people that eat a lot of fruit taste sweet, healthy eaters definitely taste better. I couldn't agree more.

When I do watersports or golden showers I drink a lot of water for 24 hours before and flush my system, after flushing with water there is no color ,taste ,smell.. Its great!! Love doing all the kinky play.. Must say pegging is one of my fav fav fav sessions !!!

Tea tree doesn't overpower the scent of what you add it to if you use an exceptionally light hand like literally only 1 or 2 drops in a wash (or shave cream).
Lol but oh no that sucks you're so traumatized by it that you won't use even 1 drop. What was the person you dated doing with all of that tea tree oil? x-D
My lady bits can be sensitive (my whole body really (I have sensitive skin in general)) so even though the Honeypot wash which is plant-based/natural and their normal wash is pretty gentle I still use their sensitive skin version. The Sliquid unscented wash is pretty gentle too. Kind of want to give an honorable mention to the Dr. Bronner's Baby Unscented Liquid Castille Soap too.

Lmao mocha !!! He had a shaved head and would rub tea tree oil on it after a shave... Stunk the whole house up.. I just hate it now.. Makes me wanna puke its soooo strong.. My face is very sensitive,if a guy has 5 oclock shadow and kisses me a lil too firm my whole face ,mouth gets irritated, red,raw painful.. But really only my face.. I can take a scratchy face burried deep(all day) in my (wink, wink, nudge ,nudge) swert tasting areas with no prob... Let me shove that scratchy face deep between my sweet thighs into my heaven scented love mound....

Grrrrrr !!!

Any takers !?!?!?