So Fucking what!

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  • Carl
  • 08-11-2011, 09:44 PM
Carl, FUCK YOU TOO!!! Originally Posted by The_Leopard
I don't think you can afford my rates, The_Leotard.

But in case you can, I'd be happy to ram my engorged cock down your throat over and over, until the cartilaginous rings of your windpipe rubbing against my shaft make me shoot my load all down your gullet. But only for a price, you sexxxxxy thang.

But don't worry. I'm not a clock watcher. If you actually are able to meet my $$$ donation, I promise you I'll at LEAST cum twice for you. So, as soon as I get it up again (thank goodness for Viagra), it would be an honor to ream your fuzzy asshole open, even if I have to start stretching it out with an inflatable buttplug dipped in Ben-Gay (no gay/ass-sex pun intended, only mentioning it for its lubricational as well as pain-relieving properties), repeatedly inflating it and deflating it until you've been properly prepared to be willingly commercially man-raped by my Fucklaska Pipeline.

Honestly, my potential P4P lover, I'm getting a little excited at the thought of wedging the crown of my cock's head past your bunghole and then ramming it home, over and over again, pulverizing and crushing your juicy little prostate against your pubic bone with each jackhammer thrust, turning it into a bloody, mushy pulp. Why, you might be pissing blood for the rest of your life!

Oh, my nipples are getting harder than rocks just visualizing the veins on my blue steel assjammer rubbing your tissues raw, your red coppery slick blood lubricating my every pump, my wiry bristly balls passionately slapping against your taint until your little strip of man-flesh is bruised worse than some stupid inbred trailer-park trash skank that hasn't learned to cook or listen to her Neanderthal knuckle-dragger of a man (I'm sorry if that in any way brings up memories of your youth and watching your parents' relationship).

The only question at that point, really is if you want me to blow my load inside your swollen, bloody, torn rectum or do you want me to finish by going ass-to-mouth? Would you want a Dirty Sanchez? Or do you want to lick the rancid, filthy flecks of your own blood and feces off my cock until I cum in your mouth and let you swish my loathsome jizz in your mouth like fine wine before you swallow it like the nectar of the gods?

And yes, as you can guess by my prose, I am willing to do all this to you bareback. I mean, if you are willing to pay my hefty fee, which is larger than the combined GDP of 52 of the 53 countries on the African continent (54 if you have diplomatically recognized the southern portion of Sudan, South Sudan, which was recently granted sovereign status by Sudan and is in the process of receiving full recognition by the United Nations), then you deserve my ultimate PSE package. People can demonize me all they want for my willingness to risk my life, and yours. They can say, what kind of price can you place on your life? And I can say, it's in the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of billions of dollars. I mean, if it means I can afford to buy my own F-15s and ballistic missiles, taking a little risk is worth it. Especially when I know I'm already disease-free and I'm trusting you to be the same. You don't even have to bring any paperwork. Really, the odds are so vanishingly small and the reward so great, we'd be fools not to take the plunge.

I mean, if one can't trust a fine upstanding Christian man like yourself, who can one trust? Ted Haggard? That bisexual self-loathing hypocritical self-righteous sanctimonious cocksucking meth-head hateful bastard? Why, I'll bet he's not even in your league, Precious!

Ta-ta for now!
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Can you please expand upon what this comment is supposed to convey? As a black woman, I only have estrogen.

Are you implying that gentleman here don't like black women? Is this another angry, black woman stereotype? Forgive me in advance for not following this rant. Originally Posted by Ava Stone
I think (I have trouble making sense of this guy's thoughts and sentences), he's saying that guys here don't like black women, and that he thinks black women are disgusting because (he thinks) they have as high a testosterone levels as some white men. His opinion about other guys seem to stem from a few guys who prefer other ethnicities. His own preferences seem to be based on what he believes to be true about black women - it's the same kind of BS spouted by white supremecists, half baked theories based losely on poorly executed and thought out "scientific" studies.

However, you do have testosterone. Both men and women produce estrogen and testosterone at different levels.
Thank you for that clarification. I was thinking that is where he has headed, but again, rambling is usually non-sensical. I know that MOST women do, I however mine are extremely low.

So I guess I was right, this was a "black" thing. Tisk, Tisk, Tisk, and to think, I already got rid of my 40's and rims. What a shame
Why can some be malos and others cannot? Also I wonder what is the reason to beat a man after he is dead? We do not do that.

Con respeto, puņetas, este I donot think you have much courages.
Guys complain about their favorite ATF or white gal having personal problems. So, they rather not see a black woman because they see more testosterone in them. (Honestly, I have seen 68% of the black women in population that has high testosterone as a white guy does which is utterly disgusting; it's like a black man marrying another man with boobs and no cock). Originally Posted by The_Leopard
I have had enough with you Johns.

All you do is buy sex and feel like you are something special. These girls my age even asked me to be some football player or some big, scary black man which I have calmly declined several times for their silly advances because they want a nigger to take care of them while they whore themselves to you!!! Originally Posted by The_Leopard
He Brings WHOLE new Meaning To The Term WHITE KNIGHT:



Sorry your'nt down with the Chocoloate Bro, but no need to be a PRICK!!!!!!
LMFAO. I was going to come to your defense Carl but it looks like you've got things well under control. How could anyone not adore you? There must be something seriously wrong with The_Leotard if he doesn't gleefully take you up on your kind offer.

I don't think you can afford my rates, The_Leotard.

But in case you can, I'd be happy to ram my engorged cock down your throat over and over, until the cartilaginous rings of your windpipe rubbing against my shaft make me shoot my load all down your gullet. But only for a price, you sexxxxxy thang.

But don't worry. I'm not a clock watcher. If you actually are able to meet my $$$ donation, I promise you I'll at LEAST cum twice for you. So, as soon as I get it up again (thank goodness for Viagra), it would be an honor to ream your fuzzy asshole open, even if I have to start stretching it out with an inflatable buttplug dipped in Ben-Gay (no gay/ass-sex pun intended, only mentioning it for its lubricational as well as pain-relieving properties), repeatedly inflating it and deflating it until you've been properly prepared to be willingly commercially man-raped by my Fucklaska Pipeline.

Honestly, my potential P4P lover, I'm getting a little excited at the thought of wedging the crown of my cock's head past your bunghole and then ramming it home, over and over again, pulverizing and crushing your juicy little prostate against your pubic bone with each jackhammer thrust, turning it into a bloody, mushy pulp. Why, you might be pissing blood for the rest of your life!

Oh, my nipples are getting harder than rocks just visualizing the veins on my blue steel assjammer rubbing your tissues raw, your red coppery slick blood lubricating my every pump, my wiry bristly balls passionately slapping against your taint until your little strip of man-flesh is bruised worse than some stupid inbred trailer-park trash skank that hasn't learned to cook or listen to her Neanderthal knuckle-dragger of a man (I'm sorry if that in any way brings up memories of your youth and watching your parents' relationship).

The only question at that point, really is if you want me to blow my load inside your swollen, bloody, torn rectum or do you want me to finish by going ass-to-mouth? Would you want a Dirty Sanchez? Or do you want to lick the rancid, filthy flecks of your own blood and feces off my cock until I cum in your mouth and let you swish my loathsome jizz in your mouth like fine wine before you swallow it like the nectar of the gods?

And yes, as you can guess by my prose, I am willing to do all this to you bareback. I mean, if you are willing to pay my hefty fee, which is larger than the combined GDP of 52 of the 53 countries on the African continent (54 if you have diplomatically recognized the southern portion of Sudan, South Sudan, which was recently granted sovereign status by Sudan and is in the process of receiving full recognition by the United Nations), then you deserve my ultimate PSE package. People can demonize me all they want for my willingness to risk my life, and yours. They can say, what kind of price can you place on your life? And I can say, it's in the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of billions of dollars. I mean, if it means I can afford to buy my own F-15s and ballistic missiles, taking a little risk is worth it. Especially when I know I'm already disease-free and I'm trusting you to be the same. You don't even have to bring any paperwork. Really, the odds are so vanishingly small and the reward so great, we'd be fools not to take the plunge.

I mean, if one can't trust a fine upstanding Christian man like yourself, who can one trust? Ted Haggard? That bisexual self-loathing hypocritical self-righteous sanctimonious cocksucking meth-head hateful bastard? Why, I'll bet he's not even in your league, Precious!

Ta-ta for now! Originally Posted by Carl
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  • Carl
  • 08-12-2011, 01:34 AM
LMFAO. I was going to come to your defense Carl but it looks like you've got things well under control. How could anyone not adore you? There must be something seriously wrong with The_Leotard if he doesn't gleefully take you up on your kind offer. Originally Posted by Reya Sunshine
You have my sincere thanks for being willing to come to my defense, my dear. After all, it is the thought that counts.
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Leotard what a gas. He should be unbanned once a week for one post.

Yes leopard you're a retard. With fagitis. : )
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Carl, you sure offer up some great deals!!..
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Every once in a while this forum exceeds my wildest expectations. Thank you Leopard (in absentia) for starting my day off with a good laugh. Carl -- great comeback!!
Well another one dislike black women, thats nothing new, however isn't he black as well?

"Meh"



It is okay to ask when he will be unbanned. Im curious to see what else he has to say. Since im sure he is reading this from somewhere.
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Is it okay to ask when he will be unbanned? Im curious to see what else he has to say. Since im sure he is reading this from somewhere. Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302
Ya know. I really think that the Forum deserves a Banner Ad letting us know when The Leopard is set to return.

I think it would drive traffic to the forum to be here waiting for that moment when we get to read Chapter 3.
Haha wowww. Im speechless.

Carl, although your post was uncomfortable for me to read, I have to give you props for creativity!! Perhaps you should consider a job in writing erotic novels haha
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well what gets me if Lara and Mariah dont like Eccie then move on.. there are plenty of other sites that cater to their needs... change the channel instead of pissing and moaning!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Carl
  • 08-12-2011, 06:14 PM
Haha wowww. Im speechless.

Carl, although your post was uncomfortable for me to read, I have to give you props for creativity!! Perhaps you should consider a job in writing erotic novels haha Originally Posted by Jamieyoung

What I wrote here was a just spur-of-the-moment response with no planning or forethought. The equivalent of a chiropractor cracking his knuckles before getting down to business. Hadn't gone off in a while. But I actually used restraint if you can believe it.

I use my wits and verbal skills in my professional vocation as well as my off-the-clock pastime. But that post is far as I go on the interweb boards, here or on the old P. I have learned one thing in life that applies to me, as well as every experienced provider I've ever met: Never give the really good stuff away for free. Unless you're doing it purely for love's sake.