Lets get back to Lia's intent for this thread.
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And, leave the snarky stuff behind.
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Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter
Ok UC. I will be semi serious. I’ve had a string of three multi-year providers...
1. First one was body to body massage/L1. I wanted it to go further but nope.
2. Second one stopped kissing. She wanted more... she got a bf and IOP decreased.
3. Still seeing the third one...plus some regular AMPs
Other items that would cause me to stop seeing her:
4. She moves.
5. Poor hygiene.
6. Stops having orgasms with me or diminished IOP.
7. She shows up at the front door begging, screaming, crying.
8. She goes BSC and posts crazy unintelligible rantings on an adult online forum.