Golf this week- Who wants to play?

If I can't get sexually harassed, why bother? LOL

Y'all are making me wanna play

Of course if you play with me, you have to split the fees... Originally Posted by Maggie_May

Did a gal just say "split the fees"?!?! I am seriously considering golf, now.

Did a gal just say "split the fees"?!?! I am seriously considering golf, now. Originally Posted by Billogoods

Lol...

Heck, I'll pay for all the fee's the cart and drinks at the 19th hole...but sexual harassment is required.. Double Bogey...BTW, any mulligan's?

I don't play golf, but love to drive the carts.

Anyways... nice ...AD. Originally Posted by ~Ze~

Ze is invited. Wear something cute and short xoxoxox
LOVE!
Two hot bitches to caddy for you boyz
Strong shaft tending towards the back of the cart please

[QUOTE=Severus;1059910663]Available on most wednesdays[/QUOTE

It's late but I'm even up for a driving range this evening

Are you even trying? Originally Posted by corona

I'm confused :/

Will you kiss my balls for good luck?



My GOLF balls your dirty minded bastards... :-) Originally Posted by JustaDawg

For Dayzzzzz

oh wait

Definitely would enjoy a golf outing. Need to get a foursome together soon!! I'm happy to cover greens fees and alcohol for the lady in my cart!

The more distracting she can be, the better!!!

Having a drink at a stripclub is so much easier....lol

The Men's Club of Houston used to have golf tournaments for customers.

They would reserve an entire golf course for the entire day.

You would hire one of your favorite waitresses or dancers or both or as many as you could afford and get to agree to go with you to be your caddy or golf driver.

There would be several trucks with unlimited free alcohol.

Many guys never got to the 9th hole once they got hold of the first 3 holes.

Girls would get so drunk they would lie on the green fully naked, legs wide open in front of the hole and egging you to putt the golf ball toward her vag.

Guys and gals were just getting it on everywhere.

The admission fee was a few $100s per customer plus you paid $ to your favorite dancer or waitresses or both. All admission fees were given to a charity.

Did the Dallas Men's Club ever had golf tournaments?

Holy shit I'm ready. When and where? I don't even play golf but I'm in on that tourney

That was back in the 90's to around 2000 or so.

They stopped doing it because the golf course in North Harris County they used, at the time was very isolated.

After neighborhoods and homes started going up around it, the residents got wind of the news that the golf course was being use by The Men's Club for golf tournaments and there will be naked women and alcohol.

Oh no that's not allowed! It's dirty and sinful and will bring down their property values and other BS!

They did it up here too. It was amazing