I'm so horny I could ...

I am so horny, I would even fuck my ex-wife (but it would definitely be a grudge-fuck!)

Lol get it manslut!! Originally Posted by Raquel de Milo

Me, Me! Please pick me as the Manslut.

I agree to the Manslut Pledge:

1. I pledge to be hard whenever you want
2. I agree to DATY and to do it right this time
3. I agree to be the meat in your Lesbo sandwich
4. I pledge to be the best Manslut ever.
5. I pledge to give you my best performance, or else we do it all over again.

This one

What could you do at a moment of super horniness?



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Originally Posted by Raquel de Milo

im so horny tonight, so un-fucking fucktasticly fucking horny, i could pouch-fuck a dead kangaroo, bareback while riding a mule in a carnival, dressed as cindy lauper in the girls just wanna have fun video.

Help.

Me, Me! Please pick me as the Manslut.

I agree to the Manslut Pledge:

1. I pledge to be hard whenever you want
2. I agree to DATY and to do it right this time
3. I agree to be the meat in your Lesbo sandwich
4. I pledge to be the best Manslut ever.
5. I pledge to give you my best performance, or else we do it all over again. Originally Posted by dallaswill

Too funny dwill, I'm diggin' it though!!...Thanks

Sometimes I get so horny that I call up a BP chick because no Eccie chicks are available.

Just plain and Simple....I am HORNY as hell!!!!!..........

I'm the QUEEN of horny!

I'm not horny, but my dick is.

...and he makes all the decisions, because he's bigger than me.

I'm so horny I would screw the crack of dawn if it would hold still.

I'm as horny as a 2 peckererd billy goat.

There's many more but they get worse...lol

Me, Me! Please pick me as the Manslut.

I agree to the Manslut Pledge:

1. I pledge to be hard whenever you want
2. I agree to DATY and to do it right this time
3. I agree to be the meat in your Lesbo sandwich
4. I pledge to be the best Manslut ever.
5. I pledge to give you my best performance, or else we do it all over again. Originally Posted by dallaswill

Love it. LOL.

I'm so horny I could fuck a snake if somebody would hold his mouth open.



A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!" The doctor asks, "What's your problem?" The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'...give the wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work.

Once I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea time, I go into the photocopy room and crank one out with one of the young office girls. At lunch, I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good boning. For afternoon tea, I give the boss's wife a good servicing. Then, I go home and slip the maid a few inches. Then at night, I give the wife another screw......."

"So...????" asked the doctor. "What's your problem???"

The guy says, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate!"

I'm the QUEEN of horny! Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

Can I kiss it and make it all better?