I am really pissed.

They are all just a bunch toephobes. Bubba maybe all you need is a nice pedi with some nicely colored nails and the ladies my reconsider it. Make sure they wax the hair off of your phalanges.

Got ya!!!!!! Originally Posted by Bubba3452

LOL you sure did

What has a man got to do to get a little toe sucking loving around here? Originally Posted by Bubba3452

Peanut butter? LOL

Take it easy, bud, I am sure you will find your gal!

Round the world and home again
That's the sailor's way
Faster faster, faster faster

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing

Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a–blowing

Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a–glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing

Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing. Originally Posted by ~Ze~

Somehow, I'm reminded of Gene Wilder, and Roald Dahl

Gene Wilder is a great hooker name! Glad I thought of it...

I must say, Thank you to the several providers who offered to help me with my toe sucking issue. Its good to know there are ladies out there to handle all kinds of requests. See guys? You just have to ask sometimes

I also hope this answers the question of "Does anyone have a sense of humor anymore?"

Peace and best wishes and thanks to all of our vets, active and retired who keep us safe. God Bless to all of you.

Hmph, making fun of my problems. YOUR ALL HEARTLESS BASTARDS!!!!! Originally Posted by Bubba3452

Bubba said a wirty durd! ummmmm.....I'm tellin'!

thanks for the funny....I too, almost fell for it.....LOL

Bubba - Heard this lady would suck the bark off a petrified redwood log! If you're into G-Gilfs (great grandmother I'd like to fxxx), wrinkles, toe jam breath...etc.

OMG, I'm gonna have nightmares now. Was that pic a screenshot from Night of The Living Toe?

Bubba, perhaps you just need some protection down there? The true toe-sucking Providers usually require protection from Athlete's tongue before they'll Hoover your piggies. Send me your address and I'll drop a couple of my toe rubbers in the mail for you. Is mint-flavored OK?

Bubba, this explains a lot!

Bubba, this explains a lot! Originally Posted by Batman

Oh HELL NAW!!! that's just fuckt'd up!! but crazy funny in it's own way. I would love to be a "fly on the wall" in a session when he pulled his socks off THOSE dogs......

-PT-

If you ask a provider to suck your wonderful fabulous toes, and she refuses, slap her as hard as you can, take back your $$, and run!!!

This thread went from funny to throw up a little in the mouth so fast it's scary.

SweetHeather, I did not get the chance to suck your toes when I saw you (those breasts took all my attention) but next time we will do some 69 toe sucking!!!!:mwah 1: