A call from the WIFE

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  • 08-16-2012, 08:38 AM
If your wife call I will schedule a threesome for us and tell her I am sorry her husband couldn't wait after work to get laid. Just kidding. I will pretend I don't even speak english.
classic....,rule number.....always double check phone and lock that muthaluva for crying out loud. but really, best key is to erase and erase the eraser.
cant erase a phone bill tho... and now a days all you have to do is go online to see a recent call log (at least for AT&T)

best bet is a prepaid/burner phone, you can get a $20 phone that only costs $2/day to use

use it... then toss it
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I've had a wife call today...pissed off and mad. She told me tht she checked his bank statements and calls...I calmly told her tht don't know what she is talking about. She told me I was lying....I politely told her tht if you feel like your husband is cheating then why are you talking to me? She sat quiet for a sec and then said your right! I'm bout to go cuss him out....I told her to have a blessed day!!! Lol
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You ought to tell the pissed off wives to take care of the hubbies and they would be too tired to stray.
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I've tried tht before!!! I even started giving classes...lol!!!!
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I've tried tht before!!! I even started giving classes...lol!!!! Originally Posted by ImsoSincere
God bless Learning Annexx.
I got an email from a pissed off wife. She was mad because I had told her husband where to find ladies. I sent her an email back and said "I'm sorry you have found this out about your husband. But you should be thanking your lucky stars that I've told your husband where to find nice girls to have protected sex with instead of him having an affair or picking up street walkers". She quickly changed her tone and said thank you (yep she did)
does no one know that google gives you a free phone number to call from your computer whenever you want? and it accepts return calls too.

No phone bill, no traces, no charge. The wife is usually not too tech savvy to the point of researching the various ways to call outside of skype on a computer. Just set your google phone and voice to discreet mode so it doesn't ring your cell when someone calls back and the wife/girlfriend finding out issue has been resolved.

This is why I love google, it caters to the hobbyist
... I tell them it was a return call to give a quote for a piece he wanted made. That tends to shut them up. Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou
...until a birthday and anniversary go by and she gets no jewelry, at which point she assumes he has a girlfriend.
I had it happen yesterday. Husband used his wife's phone to text me. Needless to say, she texted me as well. By the end of the conversation she was telling me what a beautiful person I was and how it was not my fault her husband couldn't control his actions. We decided it would be in everyone's best interest not to answer his texts anymore lol
I had it happen yesterday. Husband used his wife's phone to text me. Needless to say, she texted me as well. By the end of the conversation she was telling me what a beautiful person I was and how it was not my fault her husband couldn't control his actions. We decided it would be in everyone's best interest not to answer his texts anymore lol Originally Posted by sweetmolly
Hey, here's a new one.

Husband contacts provider.
Husband gets caught by wife.
Wife contacts provider.
Wife and provider hit it off. Agree husband has a problem.
Wife and provider BOTH cut husband off.

That's a bad day in hobbyville.

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There are many more providers.
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well.

1. I denied having a relationship with her husband, which is true, he just got sloppy and was doing an inquiry regarding my services.

2. I reminded her that it was not her fault that her husband wanted to look elsewhere that all men either liked flavor and or needed to fill a need within themselves, but she should not take it personal, most men do cheat at some points in their lives. The family was the most important factor. ESPECIALLY is there were children involved.

3. Asked if she wanted a job escorting, I could HOOK her up.. ha

4. Proposed a little something, something on the side herself!

She was laughing and giggling with me in the end, but had I really seen her husband, or admitted to it, things might have been different.

Staying calm and understanding was what she needed, nothing worse that a two strung our drama queens on the phone together! She needed a woman to woman talk, someone to reassure her, It was NOT HER FAULT.

I did what I could as a compassionate person, and listened. Originally Posted by Charlotte Carrington
Great job Charlotte! You should have sent her a bill for your time! That's what my lawyer does! lol
I've had several wives contact me. I ignore the text. One gentleman I was very close to and I know his wife was not tech savvy, she still had an analog phone until he bought her a new one last Christmas. He passed and I got several text messages from his phone, it had to have been one of his adult children.
Does it bother me that I have gotten text messages from spouses or their family members? Yes, it does. Very much. I am not a home wrecker, I gave these gentlemen what they wanted and in most cases NEEDED. And as was said here earlier, at least he chose a safe, quality woman to spend his time and money on.