Wish List

The means I have to find a new birthday plan next month? Originally Posted by mr666

Don't wait so long to see me hun

^^^ if I wasn't so damn busy with work this month I would have seen you and your GF by now.

Things I hate:
1) Lists
2) Irony

My 1.3" of dangling death heads many of the ladies' lists.

Top Ten List of Things I Hate About Lists:

10. Repetitive
9. Repetitive
8. Derivative
7. Pretentious
6. Perfunctory
5. Phlegmatic
4. Opinionated
3. Unimaginative
2. Unwarranted
1. Unnecessary

Top Ten List of Things I Hate About Lists:

10. Repetitive
9. Repetitive
8. Derivative
7. Pretentious
6. Perfunctory
5. Phlegmatic
4. Opinionated
3. Unimaginative
2. Unwarranted
1. Unnecessary
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

You for forgot Pompous...js

Hey number 19 Tatiana you better book now. Lol
From what is hear she is busy.

Don't mind them, OP. I think it's an excellent list.

Ditto.

Don't mind them, OP. I think it's an excellent list. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

I must be horny; my grocery list reads like a want ad for international male dancers:

bananas
zucchini
asparagus
cucumber
loaf of French bread
bratwurst
bag of nuts
pair of plump plums
two ripe avocados
eggs and sausage for huevos rancheros

10 ways to make use of your Junkmail!

10.)Write RETURN TO SENDER on every piece and mail it back for free.
9.)Bonfire.
8.)Recycle.
7.)Cut apart each and every letter, then make a threatening letter out of them and send it back to the company!
6.)Make illegal copies and send it to the mafia!
5.)Glue them together and then wax them shut to make a coaster.
4.)Read it to improve your vocabulary.
3.)Sneak up to your competitors dumpster at night, and fill it with all your company's junk mail!
2.)Use it in a movie as a prop.
1.)Make it into paper airplanes.

I must be horny; my grocery list reads like a want ad for international male dancers:

bananas
zucchini
asparagus
cucumber
loaf of French bread
bratwurst
bag of nuts
pair of plump plums
two ripe avocados
eggs and sausage for huevos rancheros Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

You forgot the corn...

They need to give that cat a better cat food, one that does not have as much corn and cornmeal in it.

TFF Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

TFF? Speak English. I don't know what that means...