Am I Guilty of Breaking Any Law?

it just may be a great visit!!!!!!

No amount of imaginative writing will work-but the thoughts are good.

Let me give some of you a scenario that happened several years ago;

A friend of mine who advertised body rubs was contacted and the gent came over to her location. An apt that was very nicely set up and comfortable. She and the client both had an enjoyable visit to a point. At that point he advised the lady that she was under arrest. Others then joined the meeting. After talking to her for a while he took her picture and identifying data, and advised her that he would not be taking her to jail but she would recieve a citation in the mail. He also advised her to hire an attorney and show up for the posted court date and to NOT plead
guilty prior to showing for the court date.

She called me-as I said we were and still are good friends, and asked why he would say that. I had a real good idea why but could not tell her as I was not positive. I advised her to do just exactly what he said. In Texas the filing officer must be in court for the charge to move forward in this type of violation. He did not show and the charges were dropped. Did he make his point with her-you bet. 3K later and a lot of worry and she got the point. She called him and he told her basically what I just did. She also kept her mouth shut and did now tell him he should be out chasing other folks. She treated him with respect and he reciprocated. This acyually happens more than you might realize. Common sense, and respect go a long way.

I just gotta ask...what if roses, or diamonds, or kisses had fallen out of pocket instead of green paper? Originally Posted by babee

Maybe I should take a page from the CL playbook and start using substitute terms in my ads. From now on, all of the donations in my ads will be listed in luxury vehicles. Mercedes and BMW now accepted in place of roses or diamonds. (I can not accept Lexus SUVs due to their unfortunate rollover tendencies. And I still expect kisses as well. Lots of them.) Feel free to leave any extra luxury vehicles lying around my place if you're afraid they might fall out of your pocket during our encounter. Originally Posted by sensualcheri

The statutes in MOST states reads and is interpreted to mean having sex with the expectations of receiving anything of value and/or compensation for it.....Cars, jewelry, houses, etc., would be something of value or compensation.....And before you ask, they have pretty much exempted having marital sex (either via statute, caselaw, or just plain ole traditional roles) so there's no violation for a wife fucking her hubby's brains out in exchange for getting a new car, or any other item of value and/or compensation.....Same as in the porn business, which believe it or not, is a very highly regulated industry.....

Speaking of wives having marital sex, even though they can't bust you for fucking hubby for the new car, or for the diamond earrings, they can still bust you for sucking his dick, or jacking him off by charging you with that bullshit "Crimes Against Nature" felony.....Don't want to get into a whole new topic there because that can go on forever and a day.....Just wanted to throw that out there to let the ladies and gents know that oral sex, even between spouses, can be and often is a felony offense in MOST of the Southern States that I've been in.....

Ditto. There probably is NO jury in the world that would find in your favor. Yeah, you forgot some green paper <wink><wink>. But if there might be one (a jury finding in your favor), it certainly does not exist anywhere in Texas, or even the Bible belt. On this issue, you will be presumed guilty no matter the charge to the jury. It's like trying to defend yourself against charges of incest or child abuse. There is no such thing as a level playing field. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

The thing people seem to forget is that state supreme courts have stated that juries can use reason and draw any reasonable inferences based on what the evidence shows and the witnesses that they find to be credible when making their decisions during deliberations.....Or to put it another way, juries are NOT required to abandon all sense of reasons when they go to deliberate a case and render a verdict.....And neither does the judge if the case is a bench trial.....

Interesting stuff. Thanks for that info. Learn a little more each day.

The prosecutor, judge, and the jury will say "Guilty."

They're the only people whose answer matters. Originally Posted by GneissGuy

+1

Speaking of wives having marital sex, even though they can't bust you for fucking hubby for the new car, or for the diamond earrings, they can still bust you for sucking his dick, or jacking him off by charging you with that bullshit "Crimes Against Nature" felony.....Don't want to get into a whole new topic there because that can go on forever and a day.....Just wanted to throw that out there to let the ladies and gents know that oral sex, even between spouses, can be and often is a felony offense in MOST of the Southern States that I've been in..... Originally Posted by BIG C

Great, another 5000 wives just swore off BJs. Oh well, more business for the ladies.

Great, another 5000 wives just swore off BJs. Oh well, more business for the ladies. Originally Posted by colels

That is just too hilarious and I hadn't even thought about the effect that my post would have on the married dawgs.....Sorry dudes.....lol

Diamonds go a long way!!!!!!!

Great, another 5000 wives just swore off BJs. Oh well, more business for the ladies. Originally Posted by colels

yep, my ex and her friends decided when they turned 40 they did not have to give bj's any more. So I went to strip clubs, met a VN that I spend 8 years with