I Thought I Was Going To Get Mugged Last Night

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Grilled chicken? From a Mexican food restaurant? Originally Posted by timpage
You're in Texas and you've never heard of pollo asado?

Grilled chicken marinated in citrus juice, garlic, and onion.

Deeelicious!

Glad you're okay, Jackie.
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Grilled chicken? From a Mexican food restaurant? Originally Posted by timpage
You need to get out more Timmy.
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Who needs a gun?

Seems all you need nowadays is a sharp knife.

Just leave their severed heads in the parking lot.
You're in Texas and you've never heard of pollo asado?

Grilled chicken marinated in citrus juice, garlic, and onion.

Deeelicious!

Glad you're okay, Jackie. Originally Posted by gfejunkie
That's it. They wrap it up in butcher paper with a big cooked onion.

Best chicken I ever ate.
Thank God you don't live in Hell(DC)...


Who needs a gun?

Seems all you need nowadays is a sharp knife.

Just leave their severed heads in the parking lot. Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
You don't leave a good noggin in the parking lot.

I have Eva's as my hood ornament. He's not using it.
You don't leave a good noggin in the parking lot.

I have Eva's as my hood ornament. He's not using it. Originally Posted by gnadfly
You are a simple fuck turd fly. Have you ever had a rational thought? wake up bitch.
You are a simple fuck turd fly. Have you ever had a rational thought? wake up bitch. Originally Posted by i'va biggen
If Turdfly accidentally had a rational thought, it was stolen goods.

He is incapable of rational thought on his own.

I take your hood ornament skull to Montrose, Eva. They recognize it immediately and want to defile it for $5 which I'm told is your market rate.

I take your hood ornament skull to Montrose, Eva. Originally Posted by gnadfly
Montrose is the 'hood that Turdy and his fellow gay blades hangs in!

He's got lots of up close and personal connections there.
BigKotex inadvertently confirms Eva's and his own Houston stomping grounds!

Thanks BigKotex!



(BigKotex smilicons used for emphasis)
I take your hood ornament skull to Montrose, Eva. They recognize it immediately and want to defile it for $5 which I'm told is your market rate.

Originally Posted by gnadfly
You are the only dimwit who still thinks cars have hood ornaments turd fly. Still living in the 50's? You are in need of a shock treatment snap you out of delusion . <....Turd fly king of the dumb.
Yeah, you have no need for your noggin. Get back on the hood ornament, Eva.

BigTex, just because you are tied spread eagle on a truck hood yelling "I've been bagged" doesn't constitute "Colorado Elk Hunting."
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Glad you are OK Jackie. Next time get WTF to deliver it to you. Originally Posted by gnadfly
Glad things didn't escalate JackieS



Yeah, you have no need for your noggin. Get back on the hood ornament, Eva.

BigTex, just because you are tied spread eagle on a truck hood yelling "I've been bagged" doesn't constitute "Colorado Elk Hunting." Originally Posted by gnadfly
LOL...............geez that is funny............