What celebrity does the average client look like?

Like Foghorn Leghorn and Baby Huey fucked and had a baby and it was raised by Sasquatch
LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar
Iv seen them all ... sexy ugly fat skinny ,, but most look like no one ..lol
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This is a funny and interesting thread- most hobbyist probably don't give ladies the credit they deserve- if you look at the Top Providers who constantly get great reviews that's a job well done. Think about it fellas- let's reverse the situation and let's pretend we had 5 random ladies that we had to pleasure for an hour each day. I have a frat brother who is/was an exotic dancer at one time and we he got propositioned for pay to play = he said it wasn't Halle Berry/Jessica Alba type ladies that were offering him cash to play- far from it.
I will be honest- I am very visual- so she has to have something attractive about her before I get a woody- now sometimes her skills can make up for her for her looks, but if someone walks through my door and I am not visually attractive to her- she's going to be able to tell right away.
However, let's face it- when ladies see ECCIE clients- Tom Cruise/Brad Pitt/ LL Cool J/ Denzel Washington clones are not walking through that door, but the ladies still have to get past the looks and deliver good service- kudos to the ladies who are GFE- it would be a little easier if the lady is not GFE- so hats off to you GFE ladies with the consistent great reviews- you know who you are- job well done.
However, let's face it- when ladies see ECCIE clients- Tom Cruise/Brad Pitt/ LL Cool J/ Denzel Washington clones are not walking through that door, but the ladies still have to get past the looks and deliver good service- kudos to the ladies who are GFE- it would be a little easier if the lady is not GFE- so hats off to you GFE ladies with the consistent great reviews- you know who you are- job well done. Originally Posted by wellendowed1911
Very well said, WE1911.

It does take acting skills to be able to do this kind of business (for some guys, more acting skills than others). But, the ladies do get paid very well for the actual time they spend with a client. The one thing that the ladies have on us guys is they can act (fake) and if they are really good at it, then they get repeat clients. If a guy does not find a girl attractive and/or the service outstanding, he cannot fake that he is happy!

I commend the ladies who day in and day out, as long as the client is respectful and has excellent hygiene, provide an awesome service overlooking a guy's physical appearance.
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Very well said, WE1911.

It does take acting skills to be able to do this kind of business (for some guys, more acting skills than others). But, the ladies do get paid very well for the actual time they spend with a client. The one thing that the ladies have on us guys is they can act (fake) and if they are really good at it, then they get repeat clients. If a guy does not find a girl attractive and/or the service outstanding, he cannot fake that he is happy!

I commend the ladies who day in and day out, as long as the client is respectful and has excellent hygiene, provide an awesome service overlooking a guy's physical appearance. Originally Posted by davidfree986
Good points David- yes true some my be better actress than others- I only had one session that I can recall where the lady was obviously acting- she basically watched one porn flick too many as the moans and "the oh my gosh I am cumming was just too scripted" I even told her that it wasn't necessary- believe I or not she just thought that it's what guys like to hear during sessions- I really don't think she meant any harm by it- she just wanted to get me off, but fake orgasm will never get me off.
Sadly, I admit to faking it twice during a session- yes ladies sometimes we guys fake it- both times were situations where what was advertised and what showed up were 2 different people- i.e- outdated pics. I just physically and emotionally were not into the respective ladies, but felt sort of felt that it was best to go through with the session instead of telling them I am not interested- it really wasn't a situation where the ladies were significantly larger or older, but let's say their pics were highly photoshopped- I am almost certain neither lady knew I faked the orgasm- basically did the old throw the towel on top of the head of my penis and told the lady I just came(I really didn't- just needed the end the session)- heck I don't feel bad- the lady got her donation and I just chalked it up as a loss- can win them all
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Prah..ly like this guy.


Snuff......It's not just for rednecks in the underworld!!
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Kevin James is first gent that comes to mind


Loved Mr Bean comment. He cracks me up
Please don't tell me you thought I was Danny Devito unless it was for my sense of humor.
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Very Patriotic AB ^^^^^^^^

Except for that Damn Yankey in the middle
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Originally Posted by Adrienne Baptiste
Exactly....
Better question...how many clients have they seen that they would say would catch thier eye in a normal setting?
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Thank God they're not reviewing us might take a little wind out of our sails lol js
Exactly....
Better question...how many clients have they seen that they would say would catch thier eye in a normal setting? Originally Posted by plove35
Yes. I think this is more what I originally meant! So??

But I do love this thread became us clients coming out. I'm probably Jon Stewart. lol.
HobbyNinja's Avatar
This is a funny and interesting thread- most hobbyist probably don't give ladies the credit they deserve- if you look at the Top Providers who constantly get great reviews that's a job well done. Think about it fellas- let's reverse the situation and let's pretend we had 5 random ladies that we had to pleasure for an hour each day. I have a frat brother who is/was an exotic dancer at one time and we he got propositioned for pay to play = he said it wasn't Halle Berry/Jessica Alba type ladies that were offering him cash to play- far from it.
I will be honest- I am very visual- so she has to have something attractive about her before I get a woody- now sometimes her skills can make up for her for her looks, but if someone walks through my door and I am not visually attractive to her- she's going to be able to tell right away.
However, let's face it- when ladies see ECCIE clients- Tom Cruise/Brad Pitt/ LL Cool J/ Denzel Washington clones are not walking through that door, but the ladies still have to get past the looks and deliver good service- kudos to the ladies who are GFE- it would be a little easier if the lady is not GFE- so hats off to you GFE ladies with the consistent great reviews- you know who you are- job well done. Originally Posted by wellendowed1911
+1 agreed!
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well said wellendowed 1911