Dumb shit that providers say

Mature gentlemen.
"Upscale"
alphonse1948's Avatar
Here is a dumb request. Can you take me to my aunts' house she needs money for her rent.
The Drummer's Avatar
"Can we make a stop? I have to pay the babysitter. 'I promise I'll be in and out'."
It'll cost extra, I've never done THAT before!
Hold on to your ass. I’m a cocktolagist.
I’ll bend over and take it like a man
Willie Wanker's Avatar
'l'll text you the house number when you get here.
bobmidnight's Avatar
No BB don't ask.
"Low Volume"
joelove69's Avatar
I love the ladies that request a Tip before I even get started. I saw a lady put her Fee + Tip into her Bio LOL!!!
Here's a doozy...check out her tour schedule.
LA to Buffalo to Chicago...later on NM to Texas to Indiana to Florida to New Mexico....all one day apart.In each town she has "personal business" and is just taking clients on the side.

https://tryst.link/escort/koco
change2chance's Avatar
"I get tested every couple of months", has no time to answer your text message but has time to hop on Twitter and retwit jabs at clients or guys in general smh
Sorry my phone died.... Just give me 15 minutes... Time is money
ben dover's Avatar
Here's a doozy...check out her tour schedule.
LA to Buffalo to Chicago...later on NM to Texas to Indiana to Florida to New Mexico....all one day apart.In each town she has "personal business" and is just taking clients on the side.

https://tryst.link/escort/koco Originally Posted by retone
I call BS, must be trolling for deposits. One late flight and the whole tour falls apart.