OPINION'S: On the ad

I agree 100%. But these are real ads somewhere and did not want to include pictures when they were not of myself.


Yup, they are both lacking....as Spice mentioned, pics definitely need to be included....and some dirty talk imbedded in the ad about what a dirty slut your gonna be doesn't hurt either....it's more important for us (the guys) to know what your going to do for us if chosen. Originally Posted by Russ38
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I agree 100%. But these are real ads somewhere and did not want to include pictures when they were not of myself. Originally Posted by Cyndi Lyn
That's understandable but the wording of the ads still doesn't give much insight to how the reader is going to benefit....especially the first one, it mainly only describes her wants and needs and reads more like a e-harmony dating personal than a provider ad.
Got it Russ38
Kisses
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Got it Russ38
Kisses Originally Posted by Cyndi Lyn
No prob hun.
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I'm a very visual being. So the way these ads are presented, I have say neither. To be honest, I don't read the ad until after I've seen the pics. For me, theres no need to read these "sales pitches" if I'm not buying.
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Neither Originally Posted by Kammye
Yea, it's easy for you to say. You don't need an ad. You just come on here and post threads about how you need someone to lick and suck on your delicious pussy until you want to suck them dry with your magnificunt skills.
Neither ad would do much for me, and I spend a LOT of time on ads and on reviews. The best ads have a picture, and state clearly something (some activity) which is your specialty. Also guys DO respond to an occasional discount.
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Quick example of an eye catching ad just placed....
http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1089480
Boom.....simple to the point....bring cash, get poon....we don't care you like long walks on the beach and overpriced liquor....just bring the goods.....There are many more than this with the same message and just as effective that doesn't have to be 17 paragraphs...
Quick example of an eye catching ad just placed....
http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1089480
Boom.....simple to the point.... Originally Posted by Russ38
Ok, I get the "straight to the point". Its a some what decent post.

1. If there is LE lurking around, she's busted. We have to watch what we say. "Bring Cash, Get Laid". REALLY? We all know why we are on this site, we don't need to S-P-E-L-L it out for those lurking around waiting to bust any of us.

2. Bring so simple and not saying much ends up being the providers emailing back and forth all day long to the hobbyist asking all sorts of questions and not having the time to have fun and explore the human body of the opposite sex.

Please give opinion on what I just mentioned.
Neither ad........The best ads have a picture Originally Posted by spear88
Posted earlier.
I agree 100%. But these are real ads somewhere and did not want to include pictures when they were not of myself.
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i have an opinion cyndi. most of the cats here have a wife or a girlfriend. but they aren't getting what they want at home. some cats want to be "loved"... for an hour or less. some cats want gfe. they want to eat your pussy, even after knowing how many dicks have been in there, and/or kiss you, even after knowing (reading reviews) how much cum has been on your face. they want what they're missing. the bottom line is..... most of us (= me) arent getting that at home. but we (= me) want new pussy. we do this because... mama at home isn't as freaky or won't do threesomes or something very big w/ me lingerie. pantyhose, pantyhose straps and the shirt that connects it all. awwwwwww. ( i feel like homer looking at a sandwich after saying that)
but getting back to the point = we (me) don't have to guess or worry about upsells or what she means by this and that and walking on the beach holding hands and lies about having drinks or getting this and that.. this may be a bad analogy but here it is. when i go out, i look at the menu before i go. ceviche, goat cheese and avocado, or lobster and steak with champagne. i want to know what i'm walking into. thats gfe. bang and go. = tacos and a breakfast jack. then after or most of the time during, the person selling tacos (or pussy) is upset that you ask for extra sauce. i've been drinking, so this makes sense in my head.

bottom line. we look at the pics. we know immediately if we want to fuck. then we read what shes offering. the problem, if you ask me, it's on your end. you don't know if the dude is a hoe. yes, a man hoe is worse than a hoe hoe. is he eating every provider? damn. just damn, then he wants gfe and sticks his tongue down your throat.

again, i'm sorry if i offended anyone, i'm drinking. looking for something near hyw 99 and beltway.
i've been drinking, so this makes sense in my head. Originally Posted by canihitit
I want some of what your having....
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If there is LE lurking around, she's busted. We have to watch what we say. "Bring Cash, Get Laid". REALLY? We all know why we are on this site, we don't need to S-P-E-L-L it out for those lurking around waiting to bust any of us.

Please give opinion on what I just mentioned. Originally Posted by Cyndi Lyn
Sure thing CL.....it is at this point where your supposed to do your job in screening potential clients and weeding out the rest.....the guys do the same based on review history and other criteria....and in comparison, the provider above your bashing, has multiple eccie reviews while you have a few "other" reviews....can't speak for anyone else but I know who I'm going with based on history.....and nothing to do with ads placed....

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I want some of what your having.... Originally Posted by Cyndi Lyn
you got lingerie?


then you can have some. all night.

well, i'm lying. not tonight. i gotta get up early and watch a stock. unless its a outcall.
Sure thing CL.....it is at this point where your supposed to do your job in screening potential clients and weeding out the rest.....the guys do the same based on review history and other criteria....and in comparison, the provider above your bashing, has multiple eccie reviews while you have a few "other" reviews....can't speak for anyone else but I know who I'm going with based on history.....and nothing to do with ads placed.... Originally Posted by Russ38
I'm not into bashing, as you put it, other providers or hobbyist for that fact. I also assume that the provider in question as been on Eccie a lot longer then I have. As I am waiting on one review from someone that I have seen, and another gent that I have seen prefers not to give reviews at all. But they stay in contact with.