Craziest Pick-Up Lines

I just start tainting up the bar ladies. Works like a charm.

These days there are always to many "young gym wanna be studs" that surround any woman that I would be attracted to as soon as they walk in. The older mature guys are the ones with the money to play. Originally Posted by Nukeman69

I love old men ❤️

What bars are the best for pickups? Really hate downtown scene and all the noise, but maybe that is the best? Originally Posted by datred

You should go downtown, with me, tonight 😉
I’m just a PM away bby

I'm WAY past the stage of pick up lines. Never had much luck in the bar scene with pick up lines anyway. Took too much alcohol for me to get up the courage and by the time I had the courage my mouth would overpower my ass. Didn't work out very well.


Believe it or not, I'm actually a really shy guy. Originally Posted by arealone

I’ve heard a theory that a lot of guys don’t approach pretty women in the bar scene bc they’re just shy.. meanwhile we’re wondering “Why won’t he just come over here and say something?!”
Next time you see a lady you’d like to say something to just send her a drink, it breaks the ice.
Or if she approaches you just smile and make convo, we don’t bite 😉

I love old men ❤️ Originally Posted by ACharmXo

Yes but when we can't see each other for the wall of vultures between us....

I don't drink, so the bar scene is a non-issue for me. If a woman randomly approached me in public like you describe, I'd suspect it was some kind of setup and decline.