Certified mail from police department

It's the Nigerian police

That's funny...yeah, the Nigerian police have seized a diamond shipment that possibly belongs to you if you will just send them some good faith money or pay for the shipping, they will send it to you.

Did you renew your alarm permit? They will send the bill certified mail if you didn't pay or didn't reply to calls or email.

I came home today and habe a notice i have a certified letter from the police.

I havent witnessed a crime. Habent been in a sreck or anythung to be sued. Have no cases, no unpaid tickets, no property that may jabe been recovered.

Anyine habe a clue what all this letter could be. Im terrified. Originally Posted by hornyhornfrog

No but i do have a car u sold to a salvage yard about 5 years ago that i never removed the plates? That was the only possibke thing.

I have no tickets, no warrants.. i checked. I was in a minooor fender bender 1 year ago. Didnt even dent his bumper and i had full coverage. And i was hit by a semi in a different county and hus insurance paid.

Have never had property in that county. Never received a red light ticket although i could get one if thats how they send them. I had a public intox about 8 months ago i looked uo and it says im in good standing deffered.

Was just hoping a provider wasnt busted and my car on camera or being investigated for downloads of a movie back in the day or something Originally Posted by hornyhornfrog

Downloading movies would be the feds

Or a warning for texting while driving. Originally Posted by TinMan

This really crossed my mind. Maybe a warning i had a complaint called in.

Well hell, sounds like im wrked up 4 nothing. Thx 4 the humor as well as serious answers.

Idea open and see ?

Idea open and see ? Originally Posted by rexdutchman

Idea, read the fucking op?

Idea, read the fucking op? Originally Posted by FunInDFW

Effin hilarious. Ill be by tomorrow to get it. Not as worried niw that ive read the replies. Im flabbergasted as to what it is though. Hoping someone found my lambo... lol

You've been charged with illegal spelling.

There's no use speculating. It could be one of a thousand things. Go get the letter and let us know. It's in the forefront of everyone's mind, no doubt.

Jon ... always the voice of reason. Good to see you still around. your advice has saved many.

At least it wasn't from the IRS. My life changed when i got a nastygram from them back in 2012. When will you know?

At least it wasn't from the IRS. My life changed when i got a nastygram from them back in 2012. When will you know? Originally Posted by cage196

Cage - Getting shit from the IRS, at least in my experience, can be worked through. Way back in my '20's I did not file returns for about 5 years. The bullshit part is that at least 3 of those years I HAD MONEY COMING BACK TO ME!. I was just an ignorant little shit who didn't have the "t's and the lower-cased j's" (Wayne's World reference) crossed in my growing up years.

I also found that if you wait until late in the day and stay on hold for awhile you get someone in Vermont or some other northern state that will agree to a payment plan. They just want to get off the phone and go home.

Cage, what was your nastygram from the IRS? Mine was just late / missing filings; not a true audit. But I am pretty much prepared for that. I pay $350 for a CPA to do my taxes. He he f's up it is on him, not me.

Well hell, sounds like im wrked up 4 nothing. Thx 4 the humor as well as serious answers. Originally Posted by hornyhornfrog

Alright alright alright.....yesterday is gone. What did the letter say?
You just gotta keep livin' man....

Maybe it's the misspelled typing police?
You're a habitual criminal.

The IRS sucks. They audited me in 1992 over my self employment returns I filed from 1986-1989, years I did pay taxes on.

They said I may have claimed too many expenses deductions: I was a real estate broker and everything can be claimed as business expenses down to a pack of paper clips or dry cleaning for my suits and business attire.

After going back and forth for over a year with them and digging up all my receipts and making copies of them, luckily I kept them all including office stationary purchases, dry cleaning, every gasoline receipt, lunches, etc etc

The IRS came back with that I still owed them $240 including penalties and interest.

$240! How much time did it cost me to deal with them for over a year. Time spent on phone, digging up my receipts, making copies of them, mailing them by going to post office to stand in line so it could be certified mail, etc etc