OMG just got laid at Massage Envy!

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So you had a cum fart cocktail?

Buddy loaned me a porno in 2004 while on deployment and it was cum fart cocktails...... Yeah after seeing the first one I lost my boner instantly.
  • MRMR
  • 03-22-2016, 06:34 PM
I have a Gal that I like at ME but trust me I would pass if offered.
I have to call BS as well as they run a pretty straight up place.
No review in AMPs forum? Hmmm... I thought ME encouraged reviews. Maybe, I should check Yelp.
Maybe his girlfriend works there. Lol Originally Posted by THN
Or his mom. Sick bastard.
My guess is that he owns a massage envy franchise. Nice ad
I just got a reach around at Fuzzy's.
I just got a hand job at Taco Diner. Weird.
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I believe him.... He's not lying
ManSlut's Avatar
I believe him.... He's not lying Originally Posted by Pillikari
I don't believe you...You're an idiot.
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I don't believe you...You're an idiot. Originally Posted by ManSlut
Play with your cats
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Meow!!!! LMAO
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Meow!!!! LMAO Originally Posted by mrredcat43
Meow is right. He's a little slow. I'll give him a pass.
3 years of monthly visits to ME and no such luck...even by imagination and fantasy. I am all tucked in the sheet and blanket and if lucky an elbow or two across the glute and about 3 inches up past the knee on the thigh.

Nope not buying into the dream fantasy the op is selling.
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Meow is right. He's a little slow. I'll give him a pass. Originally Posted by Pillikari
I'll give you a pass. Meeeee-yow.
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..She asked if I like anal so we went ahead & did that 2...can't believe I just emptied my entire sack n2 her warm asshole! She even farted it out so we could share taste testing...WOW! Originally Posted by scienceisveryevil
BB anal then eating the - uh..out come?

Jeez dude, do you think your a man now (if it were true)?

If so why in the fuck would you want to admit this?

If you happen to write any reviews I'll make sure not to see the ladies you get with.

Damn I fell sorry for your SO..your sick for even making it up or worse if it actually happened.

What's next for you beastyality?

Good luck to you Mr. science..evil..whatever the hell you are