Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

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Good for Hugh...everybody wanna go to heaven but nobody wants to die. I have no desire at all to live to be that old when all you can do is move your eye balls in your head...fuck that shit. But good for him he's finally left this hell on earth.
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Wolf, you know better. There aint no such thing as "free pussy" Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Obviously you never attended a 'social' back in 'the day'.
Those of certain religion expecting 45 virgins in heaven when the die, they better hurry up now that Mr. Hefner is up there!!
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yeah cuz that Negro Heff is coming. lol

I thought he was going to live past 100
He got pretty close
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I bet he didn't like using rubbers either. That's a LOT of rawdog fucking!
Ode to Hugh!
He was a pretty sexy ass motherfucker in his younger years, and aged very well.

First porno mag I ever stole and snuck into my bedroom as a teen, lols.
It is with great sadness I must report the great Hugh Hefner has passed on from this Earth due to Big Natural causes. When reached for comment, the Play Boy Bunnies released a joint statement that simply reads: "In 2017, it is Hugh Hefner himself that will Miss October." Sports in 3.
Now the late Hugh Hefner once time was said that he could not dream in the most beautiful dream of living such a beautiful life. I personally think he was right. What better can you wish from the life than so many beautiful womens? He definitely lived the life of an eternal youngster. For his 82th birthday as the greatest gift surprise he got no less or more than Pamela Anderson completely naked!http://inaporn.com/itm/pamela_in_pla..._hugh_birthday , what a surprise! There is no man who would remain indifferent!
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Pamela Anderson was hot many years ago, pre boob job. After that she continued a decline into skanckdum.