Ok..so this is one of my favorite holidays and this is why....
Back when I was in school my girlfriend and I lied to her Mom and went to a party. It was the day before Thanksgiving and my girlfriend ended up losing her virginity at the party. The next day when we went home our parents were waiting for us. Needless to say they were not happy. Somehow they had found out we lied and what we were doing. My friends Mom said "what kind of girl are you???" We both got grounded from Thanksgiving. OOOOOH Bad punishment.
From that day on we refer to Thanksgiving as "Skanksgiving" inspired by the Ladies Man on SNL
LMFAO